By dagreatpumpkin - 02/10/2012 18:48 - United States

Today, someone stole the massive pumpkin I've been painstakingly growing all year. What did they do with it? They put it in the middle of a busy intersection. FML
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dagreatpumpkin 3

The pumpkin was for a contest. It weighed in at over 500 LBS. No-one was hurt by it being in the intersection, only vehicle damage. Cuplrits have been found and charged with Meyham, 2 counts of Grand Theft (one for the pumpkin, and one for a forklift), Criminal Trespass, and Vandalism. Cinderella, didn't make it to the ball.

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Top comments

LilFlutter 10

Wow, nice job on growing the pumpkin! So sorry that some idiotic jerks stole it (and your possible win) from you!

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iCherryPanda 12

Well that's not only mean, but dangerous too. Jerks. Sorry OP! Maybe next year!

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Comments

ohjoy15 33

Aren't massive pumpkins heavy? How did they carry the giant pumpkin into the middle of a busy intersection without getting run over or super sore arms? Who has the time to plan a massive pumpkin abduction? I'm not understanding how this went down.

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IW_RIOT 7

Rolled it or used a car

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davestrider 0

FINALLY! I've been looking for someone who said this! It's the first thing that popped into my head when I read this! :D

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softpaws 17

Its the great pumpkin charlie brown!

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NoFlippinWai 24

In September? Or wait until April. Pumpkins are food. They rot.

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MiniHalo 4

Now you can do better things with your life than growing a big pumpkin.

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stoptrying 9

"Now you can do things I deem enjoyable rather than what you find enjoyable."

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olpally 32

Perfect username... Why were you growing a pumpkin? People do smash them for a hobby ya know... Just saying... Sorry for your loss of pumpkin pie or juice that you were probably planning on making or a jack-o-lantern for Halloween.. :/

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fadingaway 17

By that logic, nobody should have children because there are people who would molest them and nobody should own a dog because there are people who would enjoy beating the dog.

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stormchaser24 24

Sorry OP, I had deer eat my pumpkin/water melon vines about a month after I planted them. So FYL.

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