Miscellaneous: Today, someone switched my hairspray with bug spray when I didn't... - FML

By Anonymous - 29/05/2010 13:16 - Malaysia

Today, someone switched my hairspray with bug spray when I didn't notice. I used it. FML

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Same thing different taste

By stanDman - 21/01/2009 20:06 - Canada

Today, I sprayed hair spray under my arms instead of anti-perspirant. I didn't realize it until I went to put my shirt on and couldn't raise my arms. FML

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Classic mistake

By Anonymous - 18/08/2021 13:59

Today, I was getting ready for work and I sprayed my hair to stay in place, then went to spray deodorant under my arm, but noticed that it was super sticky. No wonder my hair spray smelled like baby powder, I'd confused one product with another. FML

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By mayoshampoo - 01/09/2014 16:59 - Canada - Toronto

Today, someone, and I still can't figure out who, switched my shampoo with mayonnaise. FML

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By Hair problems - 20/10/2018 12:00

Today, I woke up with greasy hair, despite taking a shower last night. After washing my hair several times and it not going away, I realized that yesterday I put aerosol deodorant in my hair instead of hairspray. FML

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Shattered

By ParkerRommel - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was apparently tired enough to spray silly string under my armpits rather than deodorant. FML

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Nice sheen

By Vicki - 23/07/2021 14:03 - Canada

Today, I accidentally used wood stain instead of hairspray. Surprisingly, it doesn't come out that easily. FML

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By spoiled22 - 12/10/2011 07:17 - United Kingdom

Today, I was trying to change the batteries of my automatic room freshener. As I held it to my face to figure out where the batteries went, it started spraying on my face. FML

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By Delicious - 21/03/2016 02:09 - Australia - Saint Kilda

Today, I used fly spray on my muffin tray instead of olive oil. FML

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Hurry up

By Anonymous - 28/05/2010 18:07 - United States

Today, while running late to my sister's wedding and rushing to get ready, I accidentally grabbed my travel size shaving cream can in place of my body spray, and quickly drew a blue foaming line across my rental tux. FML

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The pits

By BFF4L - 12/02/2024 22:00 - Canada

Today, I was running late for work and grabbed what I thought was my deodorant. Turns out, it was my husband's foot spray. Now I'm at the office smelling like a combination of roses and athlete's foot. FML

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littlejoe152 0

Saturday 29 May 2010 19:58

well the bugs wont go after you yaaaay!!!1

kallielou 10

Saturday 29 May 2010 19:57

That isn't so bad...

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Bboy_DiSpirit 21

Monday 31 May 2010 5:45

i dont get it, whys that an fml? kids at my school use hand sanitizer, soap, sunscreen, stuff like that to style their hair

MidgetMonster 0

Monday 31 May 2010 15:04

thinking that bugspray is hairspray...and that shaving cream is body spray. I don't know anybody that ******* retarded, wow. Do these morons do this blind folded?!

youthink_fml 0

Tuesday 1 June 2010 14:38

You're one of those idiots that does things like pick up a can and start spraying without looking at the label to see what it is first. YDI.

Hoplaka 0

Sunday 15 August 2010 2:48

A can of bugspray on your hair keeps the lice away! Lol fyl tho. Been there, done that.

sydharks 0

Sunday 29 January 2012 5:20

On the bright side: no lice!

BCrazzi 9

Sunday 1 April 2012 19:51

Omg now ur gonna have to take a shower and be clean!:O the world is gonna end!!!!!!>_>

Skittles_Wiki 17

Tuesday 9 July 2013 0:05

Did your hair stay ??;)& at least the bugs won't get up in there!!

cactusdesu 15

Wednesday 30 October 2013 6:26

At least you'll be protected from the wilderness.

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Today, I was out skating with a guy I really like. I put on my best moves, to impress him. I ended up slicing his lip open with my skate mid-jump. His lip is now wired shut by twelve stitches. FML

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