Miscellaneous: Today, someone switched my hairspray with bug spray when I didn't...

By Anonymous - 29/05/2010 13:16 - Malaysia

Today, someone switched my hairspray with bug spray when I didn't notice. I used it. FML

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Same thing different taste

By stanDman - 21/01/2009 20:06 - Canada

Today, I sprayed hair spray under my arms instead of anti-perspirant. I didn't realize it until I went to put my shirt on and couldn't raise my arms. FML

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Classic mistake

By Anonymous - 18/08/2021 13:59

Today, I was getting ready for work and I sprayed my hair to stay in place, then went to spray deodorant under my arm, but noticed that it was super sticky. No wonder my hair spray smelled like baby powder, I'd confused one product with another. FML

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By mayoshampoo - 01/09/2014 16:59 - Canada - Toronto

Today, someone, and I still can't figure out who, switched my shampoo with mayonnaise. FML

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By Hair problems - 20/10/2018 12:00

Today, I woke up with greasy hair, despite taking a shower last night. After washing my hair several times and it not going away, I realized that yesterday I put aerosol deodorant in my hair instead of hairspray. FML

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Shattered

By ParkerRommel - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was apparently tired enough to spray silly string under my armpits rather than deodorant. FML

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Nice sheen

By Vicki - 23/07/2021 14:03 - Canada

Today, I accidentally used wood stain instead of hairspray. Surprisingly, it doesn't come out that easily. FML

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By spoiled22 - 12/10/2011 07:17 - United Kingdom

Today, I was trying to change the batteries of my automatic room freshener. As I held it to my face to figure out where the batteries went, it started spraying on my face. FML

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By Delicious - 21/03/2016 02:09 - Australia - Saint Kilda

Today, I used fly spray on my muffin tray instead of olive oil. FML

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Hurry up

By Anonymous - 28/05/2010 18:07 - United States

Today, while running late to my sister's wedding and rushing to get ready, I accidentally grabbed my travel size shaving cream can in place of my body spray, and quickly drew a blue foaming line across my rental tux. FML

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The pits

By BFF4L - 12/02/2024 22:00 - Canada

Today, I was running late for work and grabbed what I thought was my deodorant. Turns out, it was my husband's foot spray. Now I'm at the office smelling like a combination of roses and athlete's foot. FML

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littlejoe152 0

Saturday 29 May 2010 19:58

well the bugs wont go after you yaaaay!!!1

kallielou 10

Saturday 29 May 2010 19:57

That isn't so bad...

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YdiYouJ3w 0

Saturday 29 May 2010 21:26

ydi for not looking u

christa953 12

Saturday 29 May 2010 21:27

I don't see the fml here. some people but bug spray in their hair when there's a lot of bugs. it washes right out

RaIeigh 0

Saturday 29 May 2010 21:36

Gahh, what the hell is up with you people who have never seen The Office?

lackjock19 0

Saturday 29 May 2010 21:32

@66 stfu u stupid bitch

sourgirl101 28

Saturday 29 May 2010 21:47

^Where the hell did this comment come from?

Quest_ 13

Saturday 29 May 2010 21:32

Your punchline sucked.

alex1432 9

Saturday 29 May 2010 21:37

this would be a good time for the "yd a falcon punch to the face" button

sourgirl101 28

Saturday 29 May 2010 21:51

My last name is Falcon so every punch I throw is a "Falcon punch" :)

Joboo 0

Saturday 29 May 2010 21:37

I think someone already invented that... It's called OFF

carpediem9_fml 0

Saturday 29 May 2010 21:41

LOL ydi for looking like a bug.

RedPillSucks 31

Saturday 29 May 2010 21:48

YDI for not being observant. Next, they'll replace your toothpaste with Preparation H

sourgirl101 28

Saturday 29 May 2010 21:59

I could only eat a tictac after. Jk

djsmiles 0

Saturday 29 May 2010 22:34

aww that really sux. well your hair will be bug free!

dphilipson12 0

Saturday 29 May 2010 23:20

omg fyl omg omg omg... get a spine you over dramatic *****.

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Same thing different taste

Classic mistake

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Nice sheen

Hurry up

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