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By TJFuentes - 11/02/2015 13:39 - United States - Appleton

Today, someone walking my way started waving. I waved back until I realized he wasn't looking at me. To make things worse, while walking past he said, "Get a fucking friend." FML

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By Jillian - 11/08/2024 22:00 - United Kingdom - Sunderland

Today, I was walking down the street when I saw someone I thought I knew. I waved enthusiastically and shouted, "Hey!" The person stared blankly at me, so I quickly turned it into a wave at someone else behind them. There was no one behind them. I was just waving and yelling into the void like an idiot. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/08/2021 02:01

Today, I waved at my crush, but he waved at someone behind me. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/02/2011 11:43 - Australia

Today, I was walking to the shops when I saw my friend about 10 metres in front of me, waiting at the traffic lights, by herself. Jokingly, I shouted out "Who's that really ugly person waiting at the lights?" The girl turned around. It wasn't my friend. FML

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By ohman - 17/07/2009 17:29 - United States

Today, I was walking down the street and while stopped at a light, this old man waved at me. Thinking nothing of it, I walked through a parking lot to get to where I was going, where he not only followed me, but mistook me for a prostitute. It was 5pm. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/09/2010 14:04 - Denmark

Today, someone whistled, so I turned around. The guy behind me then said, "Did you seriously think that it was meant for you?" FML

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By NotInterested - 23/08/2013 06:23 - United States

Today, I was walking home when I made eye contact with some guy, just being friendly. He then started rapping at me while pointing at his dick. FML

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By wsumt - 29/01/2009 01:04 - United States

Today, my friend and I were in a hallway talking while a man kept walking by and turning around. I then asked him "WHAT are you LOOKING for!". It was a blind man. FML

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By bleurghh - 31/12/2010 15:06 - United Kingdom

Today, I saw a guy I like when I was out shopping. We acknowledged each other with a little wave, but as I walked away, I heard him say to his friend, "She's never gonna get me with THAT moustache." FML

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Classic

By Anonymous - 07/07/2024 09:00 - Colombia - Corozal

Today, I was at a volleyball game talking with my friends when a girl who is in my team arrived. She was greeting someone else but I thought that she was saying hi to me. However, I'd already waved back at her. All my friends and others noticed the situation and as a result they laughed at me. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/07/2015 19:16 - United States

Today, I saw my friend at the mall. He didn't see me, so I called him to say "Turn around." He took one look at his phone, snorted loudly enough for me to hear from way off, and put it back in his pocket. FML

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nournahas 18

Wednesday 11 February 2015 18:38

"Get some good ******* manners"

keithsbooty 20

Wednesday 11 February 2015 18:37

It happens to the best of us, op

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Wannaknow 3

Wednesday 11 February 2015 19:50

There was no need for that. It was a simple mistake and happens to everybody. Absolutely no need for that..

speakfreely 21

Wednesday 11 February 2015 19:55

What a jerk I'm sure he/she has probably done that too

WattledParsley 11

Wednesday 11 February 2015 20:03

What's wrong with waving at a randomer even if you don't know them?

Hash13 13

Wednesday 11 February 2015 20:08

Did u tell 'em to get some ******* manners !!

wvcheesehead 13

Wednesday 11 February 2015 20:11

You should have said sorry and that he looked like one of the Kardashians so you waved... or told him to eat a bag of shit.

cyna_g 18

Wednesday 11 February 2015 20:18

Asshole >.>

brixD 10

Wednesday 11 February 2015 20:29

I think we all do this (wave at someone we think is waving at us) so why would he assume you don't have friends just because you were being polite..?

_3rdeye 10

Wednesday 11 February 2015 20:39

how the hell did HE get friends being such an ass.

mikepzz 27

Wednesday 11 February 2015 20:42

Well that really wasn't necessary :/

rebeltw 15

Wednesday 11 February 2015 20:46

wow...

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