Work: Today, still suffering from an eye infection, I received a customer...

By Customer Stonage Representative - 21/10/2011 12:10 - Canada

Today, still suffering from an eye infection, I received a customer complaint. Having red eyes, asking how a patron's day went, and thanking them as they left my register obviously means that I must be stoned out of my mind. Apparently I've moved to a city where you must be on drugs if you're nice. FML

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Today, it was my first day with new contacts, but I found out they make my eyes red and itchy. Today was also the day I had a very important meeting. They think I showed up stoned. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/11/2014 15:28 - Canada - Sooke

Today, I had to show up at an anti-drugs lecture with full-blown pink eye. It's from an ongoing bacterial infection, but the speaker said he'd heard that excuse a hundred times before, and shamed me in front of everyone. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/11/2016 15:48

Today, a customer complained that one of our cashiers smiles too much. FML

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By Phabia - 21/04/2015 00:16 - United States - Newton

Today, I was sent to the front office for having blood shot eyes and smelling like smoke. I just didn't get enough sleep and had trouble putting my contacts in, and I always smell like smoke because of my parents' excessive smoking. They didn't believe me. My parents had to come in to back me up. FML

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By -_- - 15/03/2016 01:46 - United States - Inverness

Today, I made an attempt to be nicer to customers at my job as instructed, which resulted in me listening to a handful of elderly people's incontinence issues, and a meth-addict's multiple abortions in detail. FML

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By retail hell - 12/07/2015 13:11 - United States - Waterbury

Today, a customer berated me and told me to stop whining because I have to work on the weekend. What did I do to deserve this? I said, "Hi, how are you doing today?" FML

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By anonymous - 14/11/2020 06:57 - United States - Irving

Today, where I work at a pharmacy, we were short staffed and running 4 hours behind. A lady came to drop off a new prescription. When I explained to her the wait time, she called the patient. I heard, "No, they don't look busy." Like, really? FML

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By Oopsie - 20/07/2019 04:00

Today, nine hours into a ten-hour shift, I accidentally told a customer, "You're a problem!" instead of, "You're welcome!" or, "No problem!" She gave me a dirty look and hurried off before I could correct myself. FML

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flockz 19

Friday 21 October 2011 18:41

i thought canadians were supposed to be nice.

YdoIhaveAchode 4

Friday 21 October 2011 19:48

Seems like you're mentally unstable..

Comments

FUCKNAMESBREH 0

Friday 21 October 2011 20:53

I thought Canadians were cool with the whole weed thing? Must just be a stereotype :p

leadman1989 15

Friday 21 October 2011 21:31

Lesson learned. Get shades/eye drops, and say GTFO instead. They'll appreciate that. :)

KiddNYC1O 20

Saturday 22 October 2011 3:35

Lol like a boss.

j_cat187 19

Friday 21 October 2011 21:46

Wait is cannabis legal in Canada?

phoenixslayer69 4

Friday 21 October 2011 23:02

Depends on provance and how much you have.

darkmis1 17

Saturday 22 October 2011 4:44

At first I thought you said cannibals.

pink_raindrops 26

Sunday 23 October 2011 2:34

They will still take it from you in Ontario. You can have up to a 20 bag on you and not get charge with anything, but they take it away from you if you're caught with it. Alot of times cops here will just take whatever you have even if it is more, mostly so they can smoke it themselves.