Love: Today, the $300 ring my boyfriend gave me for my birthday slipped...

By ohhelllllno - 20/04/2009 10:05 - Canada

Today, the $300 ring my boyfriend gave me for my birthday slipped off my finger... into the toilet. I had to sift through my own poo to get it back. FML

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By joy - 07/02/2012 17:49 - United States

Today, while I was going to the bathroom, my engagement ring fell off into the toilet, which then automatically flushed. FML

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By LizGo - 17/11/2013 06:00 - United States - Greenville

Today, after just having used the bathroom, my ring fell in the toilet. After stealthily removing it with a toothbrush, I went to go wash it in the sink. It then fell down the drain. FML

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By Lostring - 02/07/2018 20:30

Today, I was fiddling with a ring my aunt hand made me, accidentally slipping it off, and dropped it in the toilet. Like an idiot, I scrambled to get it out only for my bending over to activate the automatic flush. FML

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By MyPrecious... - 11/03/2015 00:33 - Australia - Sydney

Today, I thought the ring my boyfriend bought for me had fallen off while emptying the trash into the bin. After panicking and emptying a week's worth of rubbish onto the ground, I found my ring safe and sound. On my other hand. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/02/2017 13:00 - United States - Houston

Today, my wedding ring came off in a Walmart bathroom and fell into the toilet. It was an automatic toilet. It flushed. FML

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By anonymous - 09/10/2012 05:53 - United States

Today, my wedding ring went missing. Later, my 3-year-old came to me crying, he'd got it stuck on his penis. When I tried to get it off, he peed on me. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/03/2015 10:16

Today, after days of looking for it, I finally found the ring my boyfriend gave to me. It was on my roommate's finger. FML

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By summerbabe77 - 22/07/2012 03:58 - United States - Medford

Today, my dog somehow managed to swallow a ring that my mother had bought me. Now I must carefully poke and search through each pile of dog crap I find in my yard for the next week. FML

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By pop - 29/12/2008 01:41 - France

Today, my best friend invited me to dinner at his house. When I went to the toilet, I found my wife's wedding ring in a cup, which she'd lost a week ago. FML

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By savagepixie - 01/06/2019 14:09

Today, my boyfriend and I were playing around, and he thought it would be funny to steal my ring and "pretend" to swallow it. I tried to get it back, but unfortunately I "surprised" him. He reckons I'll get it back some time tomorrow. FML

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mikaela33194 0

Monday 20 April 2009 20:14

"Today my girlfriend told me the ring she thinks cost me $300 fell in the toilet and she fished it out. It was $5 at a garage sale. FHL"

mikaela33194 0

Monday 20 April 2009 20:01

That's shitty.

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jusa39 1

Friday 13 April 2012 8:42

at least you didn't sift yourself

JW_SR 9

Thursday 28 June 2012 23:43

That sucks! Don't ever kiss the ring!

catanita 18

Tuesday 14 August 2012 16:10

You could have put a plastic bag over your hand. Problem solved.

JamieLT 22

Sunday 14 April 2013 0:38

Hey, at least you got it back.

jmcr 27

Thursday 11 July 2013 5:10

This is why i always take my ring off before using the toilet!!

MadisonDerp 16

Wednesday 24 July 2013 22:29

I hope you washed your hands after that.

cwl727 32

Wednesday 19 March 2014 20:03

Shit happens.

cheesy_wotsit 20

Friday 5 September 2014 22:38

At least it was your own poop, and not someone else's!

hoosiergirl94 31

Monday 2 March 2015 6:32

How does a ring just fall off

bigred6693 12

Wednesday 1 July 2015 21:16

At least it was your own... And hopefully you were at home...

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