Love: Today, the $300 ring my boyfriend gave me for my birthday slipped...

By ohhelllllno - 20/04/2009 10:05 - Canada

Today, the $300 ring my boyfriend gave me for my birthday slipped off my finger... into the toilet. I had to sift through my own poo to get it back. FML

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By joy - 07/02/2012 17:49 - United States

Today, while I was going to the bathroom, my engagement ring fell off into the toilet, which then automatically flushed. FML

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By LizGo - 17/11/2013 06:00 - United States - Greenville

Today, after just having used the bathroom, my ring fell in the toilet. After stealthily removing it with a toothbrush, I went to go wash it in the sink. It then fell down the drain. FML

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By Lostring - 02/07/2018 20:30

Today, I was fiddling with a ring my aunt hand made me, accidentally slipping it off, and dropped it in the toilet. Like an idiot, I scrambled to get it out only for my bending over to activate the automatic flush. FML

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By MyPrecious... - 11/03/2015 00:33 - Australia - Sydney

Today, I thought the ring my boyfriend bought for me had fallen off while emptying the trash into the bin. After panicking and emptying a week's worth of rubbish onto the ground, I found my ring safe and sound. On my other hand. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/02/2017 13:00 - United States - Houston

Today, my wedding ring came off in a Walmart bathroom and fell into the toilet. It was an automatic toilet. It flushed. FML

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By anonymous - 09/10/2012 05:53 - United States

Today, my wedding ring went missing. Later, my 3-year-old came to me crying, he'd got it stuck on his penis. When I tried to get it off, he peed on me. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/03/2015 10:16

Today, after days of looking for it, I finally found the ring my boyfriend gave to me. It was on my roommate's finger. FML

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By summerbabe77 - 22/07/2012 03:58 - United States - Medford

Today, my dog somehow managed to swallow a ring that my mother had bought me. Now I must carefully poke and search through each pile of dog crap I find in my yard for the next week. FML

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By pop - 29/12/2008 01:41 - France

Today, my best friend invited me to dinner at his house. When I went to the toilet, I found my wife's wedding ring in a cup, which she'd lost a week ago. FML

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By savagepixie - 01/06/2019 14:09

Today, my boyfriend and I were playing around, and he thought it would be funny to steal my ring and "pretend" to swallow it. I tried to get it back, but unfortunately I "surprised" him. He reckons I'll get it back some time tomorrow. FML

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mikaela33194 0

Monday 20 April 2009 20:14

"Today my girlfriend told me the ring she thinks cost me $300 fell in the toilet and she fished it out. It was $5 at a garage sale. FHL"

mikaela33194 0

Monday 20 April 2009 20:01

That's shitty.

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ydi_4_suking 20

Monday 15 November 2010 20:26

Ydi for saying poo

breathemein 10

Tuesday 8 February 2011 15:33

lollll

breathemein 10

Tuesday 8 February 2011 15:33

lollll

bcbaby108 2

Saturday 2 April 2011 3:58

at least u got it back

Narwhal234 6

Sunday 29 May 2011 16:56

Hey, at least it was your own.

ilovecamp 2

Thursday 7 July 2011 23:33

it's better than someone else's poo…

hondawonderboy 4

Saturday 6 August 2011 1:09

haha at least it's ur own poo

iDollyLoveDove 0

Monday 22 August 2011 0:14

That's Loveeeeeee(; Going through all that!

Benelli_SkM 0

Tuesday 20 December 2011 7:36

Yummy.

roshae_16 11

Saturday 24 March 2012 12:39

At least it was YOUR poop

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