Health: Today, the airport security guard told me to lift my fat rolls... - FML

By Anonymous - 17/07/2010 06:16 - United States

Today, the airport security guard told me to lift my fat rolls so he could finish patting me down. FML

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By muffintop - 11/07/2011 02:34 - Canada

Today, I was standing at airport security. One of the bag inspectors asked me to remove my travel pouch, pointing to the lump under my shirt. I didn't know how to tell him that it was just one of my fat rolls. FML

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By jennyygrace - 11/07/2009 00:16 - United States

Today, I was walking through airport security when a guard began making lewd gestures at his crotch, while looking at me. I was outraged until I realized he was trying to tell me that my fly was down. FML

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By GothicbunnyxC - 28/01/2012 23:31 - Canada

Today, I was going through airport security. Trying to get things over and done with quickly, I dropped my pants without a second thought. Turns out they just wanted me to remove my shoes and belt. FML

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By thebickster - 06/03/2009 17:58 - United States

Today, I was boarding my flight when I got pulled aside for looking suspicious. As she was opening my bag, I said, "Be careful, I jammed so many clothes in there it may explode." I was then strip searched for my trouble. FML

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By sufia - 29/09/2016 11:14 - Pakistan

Today, I was traveling. At airport security, the woman patting me down felt something "down there" and asked me what I was wearing. I told her it was a sanitary napkin. She put her hands inside my pants just to be sure. FML

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TSA

By androgynous - 30/03/2009 17:44 - United States

Today, I was going through airport security. As my bags were being scanned, I was told that I was selected for extra searching. Right as the security guard was about to frisk me, he froze up and asked me, "You're a male, right?" I am, and I used to think that it was obvious. FML

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Never joke with TSA

By missy - 16/06/2011 02:42 - United States

Today, I missed my flight because I was held in airport security because I'd "threatened" an employee. He had confiscated my eyelash curler and jokingly I asked if he thought I was going to curl him to death. He didn't laugh. FML

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Smugglers unite

By atang - 09/04/2009 09:16 - United States

Today, I was leaving a clothing store when the security guard stopped me and demanded that I surrender the clothing I was "trying to steal" by hiding it under my shirt. It turns out, he was just looking at my pot belly. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/07/2009 06:06 - United States

Today, I was at the airport to catch a plane. It was very crowded at the gate and there was nowhere to sit except for a flat metal bench, so I sat on that. Turns out I was sitting on a luggage scale, so my weight was displayed for everybody to see. FML

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By A continent away - 02/09/2014 19:48 - Estonia - Tallinn

Today, the security at the airport were nice enough to remind me to take the laptop out of my bag. I wish they'd also reminded me to put it back in before I left. FML

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ArtIsResistance7 1

Saturday 17 July 2010 20:19

Time to do some good ol' fashion exercise... Put your hands up to the ceiling, bend your knees, and touch your toes. Do your daily exercises, you're gonna look like skin and bone. :)

Monado 0

Saturday 17 July 2010 20:20

Were you too big to fit through the metal detector too?

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shadowsbane 0

Monday 19 July 2010 16:06

YDI for having fat rolls.

noxeris 3

Monday 19 July 2010 17:55

I agree with you 100%. people are too quick to say horrible things to the OPs on this site...

beachlova910 0

Monday 19 July 2010 22:36

well a little exercise won't hurt... go running with your friends.... go swimming and or get active in a gym with a trainer... watch your calorie intake and eat healthier it might seem hard but you will feel great once your in shape

Woolfork1466 0

Monday 19 July 2010 22:56

That's when you know it's TIME TO EXCERSISE : |

moolatte 0

Tuesday 20 July 2010 7:20

Just walk everywhere. It's good for you and the environment! Once you feel up to it, start running, or biking. Be outside! Take up a sport! Put down the chips and pick up the NATURAL food. Get a dog, then walk it. Do SOMETHING! Please! You'll feel SO good!

teacher411 0

Wednesday 21 July 2010 18:11

Wow. Guess it's time to hit the gym!

jdreamr 0

Sunday 25 July 2010 11:01

It's so sad to me that the majority of you are rude enough to take the side of the security person. It's awful that that happened and people need to have more respect for others. Grow up.

skater7832 0

Tuesday 27 July 2010 6:30

only in America....

chronomanager 0

Saturday 31 July 2010 2:22

THIS IS CLEARLY FABRICATED. MALE AIRPORT SECURITY GUARDS IN THE US DO NOT PAT WOMEN DOWN. THAT WOULD BE TANTAMOUNT TO SEXUAL HARASSMENT. FML FAIL.

me_sanchez 0

Tuesday 17 August 2010 5:53

you are way too overweight

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