Love: Today, the boy I have crush on at school announced that his family...

By FirmlyInEngland - 17/09/2009 09:23 - United Kingdom

Today, the boy I have crush on at school announced that his family were moving to Australia. My friend thought that it would be funny to spread a rumour that I was moving too, in order to follow him. Everyone has heard it, and unfortunately everyone believes it, including him. FML

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By LockandKey - 24/02/2009 23:28 - United States

Today, everyone at school was talking about some guy that did another girl while he was going out with someone. I started to spread the rumor myself, until someone told me that that guy was my boyfriend. The other girl was my best friend. FML

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By steph2052 - 13/07/2011 00:51 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I came across the topic of school while chatting. He asked me what high school I went to and where I moved from. I have lived here my whole life, he was my crush for four years, and was in my classes throughout those years. He doesn't believe me. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/11/2009 09:03 - Australia

Today, I found out that if you lose contact with people in your previous school, they decide to spread rumors about you and make everyone believe that you're dead. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/03/2024 20:00 - Sweden - Lidingoe

Today, I found out that an annoying guy who had asked me out spread a nasty rumour after I stood him up. According to him, I not only showed up to our date, I also went home with him, had advanced sex with him, then in the morning when he woke up, I was having sex with his roommate. All our friends believe this. FML

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By manksy - 01/01/2010 22:07 - United Kingdom

Today, when I was unpacking all of my stuff, my parents declared that they are going to live in Australia, and have found me a 'friend'. I am a 14 year old girl at boarding school, and my friend is my new foster mum. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/05/2024 17:00 - United States

Today, as I recently starting having a huge crush on this one guy, my friend told me she told him about the crush, and that he reacted positively. I made a move, only to find out he has a partner. I've tried distancing myself to get over him but he befriended all my friends and is now in our group chat, and the crush has only intensified. FML

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Home to roost

By Anonymous - 10/04/2021 00:30

Today, I found out that my mother has been telling several people that my fiancé and I will be moving into her house for the foreseeable future. All because we're moving to a city close by for jobs and are still searching for housing. I found this out from several of the people she told. FML

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Not coming out yet, sorry

By KeEp.iT.A.SeCrEt - 17/04/2021 02:00

Today, a "friend" of mine told everyone that I had a crush on a girl I used to be really good friends with 2 years ago. I never liked her that way, and had said that only to hide the fact that I'm gay and don't feel safe with boys. Her current boyfriend is seriously annoyed with me. FML

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By j - 01/03/2011 06:26

Today, I found out that the co-worker I have been dating and falling for is the same co-worker that had been spreading rumors about me and getting me in trouble with my boss. FML

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Walking cliché

By NotBluffing - 02/11/2023 04:00 - United States - Staten Island

Today, my classmates refuse to believe I have a girlfriend, all because I said she goes to a different school. She actually does, but apparently too many fakers have used that as an excuse for it to have any credibility. FML

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Thursday 17 September 2009 16:06

BURN!! for real, tho... that's kinda funny and all, but your friend is a big douche.

StanFJones 0

Thursday 17 September 2009 16:13

How did the lad take it? Was he excited or creeped?

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leenheartlovex3 0

Thursday 17 September 2009 23:35

Your friend is a dick.

lifeislife_fml 0

Friday 18 September 2009 0:41

Wow, I thought it said that the OP's FAMILY spread the rumor, until I read the comments.

jessxoxo28 5

Friday 18 September 2009 1:13

ur friends a bitch. they'll all realize its a lie when he's gone and ur not

Macthenyfe 0

Friday 18 September 2009 2:01

Wow, bad taste in boys and friends. Get a real life tha you can f all over again

iSmellNice 2

Friday 18 September 2009 3:21

his family *was* moving to Austrailia. Ur Engrish r fail.

YDIBITCHES 0

Friday 18 September 2009 6:12

Yeah. america is kick ass yeah **** England America is the only continent ever!!!!!!YEAH!!!!!! We are the entire earth all other 6 continents don't exist YEAH!!!!!!!! AMERICA TRUE PATRISIOM!!!!!!!!

HitList 0

Friday 18 September 2009 11:22

You do actually know that NO AMERICAN (apart from the native americans) ACTUALLY COME FROM AMERICA, YOU JUST INSULTED ALL OF UR ANCESTORS ASSHOLE!

gtfwdr 0

Saturday 19 September 2009 2:54

okay super patriot person, your a ******* dumbass. i would elaborate but you wouldnt read such a long cluster of words. im surprised you can read at all. and im from south america and live in the uniteed states (because THATS its name not america.) and your comment represents the mentality and idiocy of the people here. and the reason why your last president BROKE THE WORLD. goos thing SOME people have some to their senses and now they have a president that can prolly fix this hot mess...so there.

the_stereotype 0

Friday 18 September 2009 3:22

unless you actually are moving, it's not really an FML...since they'll obviously figure it out when you're not gone.

xoteeshaox 22

Sunday 14 September 2014 1:57

But because of the rumour, they could think she's trying to prove a point and therefore wont go. Or a rumour will be spread that OP's family wouldnt let her or couldnt afford to go, therefore resulting in OP being viewed as a loser because of her shit friend.