Kids: Today, the boy I tutor failed his math test. As a result, the...

By Fairy31 - 01/03/2012 00:01 - United States

Today, the boy I tutor failed his math test. As a result, the family fired me. The boy failed because he forgot to write his name at the top. FML

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By Hi, I'm Heather - 01/10/2014 02:05 - United States - Lincolnton

Today, my Spanish teacher told me that the reason the girl I'm tutoring hasn't contacted me yet is because she emailed the teacher saying she didn't like my name, therefore she didn't want me to be her tutor. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/06/2023 03:00

Today, in order to bump my grade up from total failure to the lowest possible passing grade, my training examiner eventually agreed to raise my score by one pity point for spelling my own name correctly on the exam paper, after I told him I had to pass the course or be fired from my job. FML

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By thestudent - 18/02/2011 09:30 - Philippines

Today, my math teacher brought his laptop to tally up all our scores for our report card. He then displayed the results on a big screen in front of the whole class. The ones who failed were marked yellow. I was the only one marked yellow. FML

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Unfair failing

By Mistakes were made - 24/10/2022 23:00 - United States

Today, while I was taking a test in class, there was a question that had everyone stumped. After what seemed like forever, the teacher finally noticed and said he'd typed the question wrong. I spent more than half the time I had to complete the test on a question that wasn't even written correctly. Yes, I failed. FML

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Thursday 1 March 2012 8:45

That's ridiculous. Just tell his parents what happened.

Rei_Ayanami 18

Thursday 1 March 2012 8:45

That is pretty ridiculous, I hope that income wasn't too important.

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ChickInGreenVans 12

Tuesday 5 June 2012 11:03

haha:D.. O Snap!! You forgot to teach him how to write his name..

1030295 6

Tuesday 26 June 2012 3:49

The teacher shouldn't fail him just because he forgot to write his name on the paper

doglover100 28

Friday 6 July 2012 3:55

Teacher's dumb.

paprika_pilipili_fml 14

Wednesday 8 May 2013 21:31

Both him and his family are stupid. Oh, and his teacher too. S/He's stupid.

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