Miscellaneous: Today, the boys who sit at my math table decided it would be...

By hellokitty133 - 30/09/2011 01:56 - United States

Today, the boys who sit at my math table decided it would be funny to throw broken pencils at my boobs to see if they were real. They did this the entire class period. I have to work with this group for the rest of the school year. FML

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By acneface - 21/10/2009 06:59 - United States

Today, my math teacher decided to use my acne as an example of symmetry in front of the whole class. FML

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By Courtney - 26/05/2016 12:12 - United States

Today, at my job as a teacher, I saw a student cut another student's hair, I stopped a group of students from eating glue, and I had to tell a student to put away the toy cars he was playing with. I teach high school math. FML

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Kids, it doesn't get any better

By Anonymous - 15/03/2020 03:02

Today, I was sitting in class when I overheard a group talking about how much they don't like me. When they saw me there, they burst out laughing. FML

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By chlolivia - 14/02/2012 00:28 - Canada

Today, my bra burst apart in the middle of class. I then had the privilege of asking my male teacher if I could borrow his stapler to put it back together. FML

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By ouch - 09/02/2011 18:02 - United States

Today, I was in class when all of a sudden I was hit in the head by a metal pencil case. My teacher threw it at me to get my attention. FML

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Read the room

By Anonymous - 11/10/2022 22:00

Today, I was teaching and a boy sitting in front kept laughing and smiling, even after I asked him to cut it out. I got so annoyed that I jokingly said I'd knock his teeth out, and asked him to leave the class. The kid went to the principal and told him I intended to hurt him. I'm a college professor. FML

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By assumed - 01/03/2011 16:47

Today, during a class, I noticed some racist statements and symbols on a table. While erasing them, I bent down to pick up my dropped pencil. I look back up to see a teacher, and got a suspension. FML

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By öKANEö - 02/02/2018 08:00 - United States - San Marcos

Today, during class, a student began arguing with my Algebra II teacher about whether or not water is wet. The student became so frustrated he threw a stapler across the room. Guess who got hit in the head and is currently bleeding pints in the nurse's office. FML

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By wait..what - 22/09/2009 05:15 - United States

Today, I was in class just taking notes and minding my own business. The teacher has already called my parents twice complaining about me. As we are taking 3 pages of notes she grabs mine and rips them up, saying that she is sick and tired of me drawing. I was drawing the graphs on the board. FML

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By owwthatfarts - 27/01/2017 11:53 - United States - Worcester

Today, one of my preschool students hit me in the nuts in front of my whole class. If that wasn't bad enough, the blow to my crotch instantly triggered a very audible fart. FML

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808haole 0

Friday 30 September 2011 8:49

Kick em in the nuts and see if they're real.

paintingxflowers 8

Friday 30 September 2011 8:50

Tell them that's the closest they'll ever get to ****.

Comments

g3rusz 6

Friday 30 September 2011 13:10

Flash them, say "Real, motherfuckers!"* and you'll have an hour of peace as they'll be sitting there drooling in shock. *only applies if they are real

perdix 29

Friday 30 September 2011 14:03

"They're real and they are spectacular!"

MatthewHass 4

Friday 30 September 2011 13:16

What's up with the ****** up pedophile comments?

bbxcupcakes 0

Friday 30 September 2011 13:23

Kick them in the balls to see if they're real an if they are, kick em even harder! (:

jerico616 14

Friday 30 September 2011 13:26

Bring in a big stick and hit them in the nuts with it. While they are on the ground in pain, casually look at them and say, "Yup, looks like yours are real, too!"

nothingforfreez 2

Friday 30 September 2011 13:32

If you don't say anything to the teacher, then ydi for not standing up for yourself...

icic6772 0

Friday 30 September 2011 13:35

Then tell them if they're real or not

KennyMcCrmick322 0

Friday 30 September 2011 18:32

Y would op share that info. even if they are real, it's not there business to no. Next tine she should throw erasers at there balls and say "are those real?"

icic6772 0

Friday 30 September 2011 21:24

Well although I disagree with what you say I will defend to the death your right to say it

baseballlegitly0 2

Friday 30 September 2011 13:59

my nuts hurt from reading the comments but yea op just tell em to **** off

JinxosGirl87 0

Friday 30 September 2011 14:02

If they did it the whole class it seems that you didn't defend yourself very much, or they're hard headed assholes who don't listen. You should go see someone about their sexual harrassment.