By Headache - 01/03/2013 13:20 - United States

Today, the "Child Care and Development" class at my high school assigned all 50 students to carry a fake baby around school all day for a week. I can't even read a page of my notes without hearing a robotic crying noise. Today is the first day. FML
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HowieDoIt 21

Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide, anybody?

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lissa_jade 22

moral of the story: you only have this baby for a week and it's already driving you nuts. a real one you're stuck with for at least 18 years. DONT HAVE A BABY FOR A VERY VERY LONG TIME. (:

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kalynnepointer 7

You think it's bad, imagine how the kids who actually have the babies feel. I did it when I was in high school. It cries and whines and does everything a real baby does. Quit your bitching.

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jamiimichele 1

i seriously doubt your school had enough money to have 50 of those. we only had 15 at mine. theyre not cheap!

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deet124 11

I believe the purpose for those classes are to scare kids into not having babies anytime soon...works pretty well...

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tedditheresa 5

If you have sex, you will get pregnant. And then you will die.

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Czech_Zidane 14

If you REALLY want to have sex, you need not to get pregnant. Be clever. That is what this program needs to tell the students, I say :-)

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tedditheresa 5

#128 I was quoting Mean Girls... Now it's not funny. :(

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Sredit 11

This ACTUALLY happens?! I'm so happy, now TV has become reality in my eyes.

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QueenSaru 28

Haha, it's been happening for a long time, we had them thirteen years ago when I took that class. And we couldn't even have someone 'babysit' because the key that you put in to simulate feeding/changing/etc was strapped to our wrists for the time we had it. T^T It was horrible.

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twiztedone 19

Welcome to the world of parenting!? It only gets harder from infancy also! Just remember this is to simulate what having a baby is all about! Change it, "feed" it, burp it and lay it down!

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pnutbutternjelly 15

Everyone at my highschool had to do that for health class.

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babygirl4855 11

The op isn't in the class just stating that the class gave out the babies.

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NickelScent 3

I had to carry a fake baby around for a week when I was in middle school. I am now 27 with a toddler and I will tell you that carrying around that fake baby is NOTHING like a real baby. I remember that it cried only about 2 times a day and each time, you'd just stick the key it its back to feed it for 30 minutes. During tis time, it would stop crying. When you feed a real baby, it fusses even while you are feeding it. A real baby will cry 30 minutes at night, numerous times a night while you desperately try to figure out what it wants when it isn't hungry, the diaper is clean and it is the perfect temperature. It wakes up 2-3 hours a night as a newborn. You are tired as hell and either breast feed or give it formula until it is happy. It is a poop and pee machine. These are just to name a few.

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Czech_Zidane 14

The next to last sentence - are you talking about dogs? Bark and poop factories they are indeed. But the child will grow up and at least lower the unnecessary crying to a decent level, that is why I want kids sometimes, but as long as I will live in an apartment with no garden and so on, NO DOGS allowed here - for my good, the neighbours' good and for the dogs own good :-)

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knoxxx 22

They're still not as demanding as a real baby but technology has advanced quite a bit in the last fifteen years. Now you feed the baby, burp it, and change it. Ours also had neck sensitivity so if the neck wasn't supported it cried.

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