Miscellaneous: Today, the "Child Care and Development" class at my high school...

By Headache - 01/03/2013 13:20 - United States

Today, the "Child Care and Development" class at my high school assigned all 50 students to carry a fake baby around school all day for a week. I can't even read a page of my notes without hearing a robotic crying noise. Today is the first day. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/10/2010 06:47 - United States

Today, for my Teen Living class, all the students got a fake baby. In order to stop the baby from crying, you have to use the bracelet they provide. I lost the bracelet. I have the baby all weekend. FML

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Baby steps

By Anonymous - 24/08/2018 13:00

Today, my class got baby dolls for the week to teach us how to be good parents. After school, I went to the store with my mom with the baby doll. When I got home, I realized that I left the baby doll in a shopping cart. FML

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Field recordings

By Stress - 06/02/2020 14:00 - Hong Kong - Central District

Today, after our teacher had said this class would be very important and that we should take notes, instead of writing notes, I brought a recorder to class. After class, I listened to the recording, and all I could hear was muffled voices. FML

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By bubbles - 05/09/2009 23:02 - United Kingdom

Today, I worked my first day at a nursery. At nap time I spent about an hour trying to get all the kids to calm down and go to sleep. I'd finally got the last one to drop off, when my phone rang. Loudly. FML

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Late bloomers

By ihateparents - 21/07/2021 14:01

Today, I emailed out class requirements for the upcoming school year. I had to include, "No toys, no bottles, no pacifiers, and children must be fully potty trained in order to attend." At least 3 parents complained. I teach second grade, and none of them is special needs. FML

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School's out for summer, thank God!

By reluctant teacher - 15/06/2019 19:41 - United States - Clarksville

Today, I had 15 teenagers literally laugh in my face when I asked them to be quiet. I'm a student teaching in a high school, which is the culmination of 2 years of my life and $20,000, and I might in fact actually hate doing it. FML

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By irony - 25/02/2016 15:08 - United States - Louisville

Today, I have to attend a mandatory parenting class due to a false report filed against me with CPS. My son's school play is at the same time as today's class, and I'll have to miss it so I can learn how to be a "better mom". FML

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By sciencenat - 14/01/2016 06:36 - France - V?lizy-villacoublay

Today, as a natural science teacher, I was drawing a uterus on the class chalkboard. One of my students started messing around and being noisy, so I shouted, "Be quiet and check out my uterus!" FML

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By Anonymous - 10/05/2011 21:20 - United States

Today, our school got portable classrooms for the construction on our school. I had to take a dump really bad, and had to use the built in bathroom. As I was in there I heard laughing. Turns out, every sound you make is an entire broadcast to the class. FML

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By quickfingers100 - 01/06/2011 16:05 - United Kingdom

Today, I fell asleep in class. I'm the teacher. FML

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HowieDoIt 21

Friday 1 March 2013 16:10

Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide, anybody?

lissa_jade 22

Friday 1 March 2013 16:12

moral of the story: you only have this baby for a week and it's already driving you nuts. a real one you're stuck with for at least 18 years. DONT HAVE A BABY FOR A VERY VERY LONG TIME. (:

Comments

Toeshoes3 4

Friday 1 March 2013 16:58

I hate those robot babies. I heard noises for a week after taking care of it.

rattusrattus 18

Friday 1 March 2013 17:05

NOT RECOMMENDED FOR USE ON REAL LIVE BABIES but I recommend taking the batteries out if you can.

perdix 29

Friday 1 March 2013 17:11

Practice abstinence and get on the Pill and make your boyfriend wear a condom 24/7, even though you do no more than shake hands with him fully-clothed. You are not ready for parenting!

Redlawnchair 9

Friday 1 March 2013 18:19

How would he urinate if he wore a condom 24/7?

perdix 29

Friday 1 March 2013 19:04

Ok, 23.9/7. He gets 6 minute a day for penile hygiene and urination. During this 6 minutes, he needs to be in a separate building from the OP.

greenie213 23

Friday 1 March 2013 19:47

Bad Luck Brian. Both he and his girlfriend are at the top of the empire state building.

skyeyez9 24

Friday 1 March 2013 17:13

When I was in school, we had the choice to either carry around a hardboiled egg or a bag of flour for a week as the "baby." Sucks for kids today with the robot screaming babies. I remember occasionally seeing a broken egg or flour all over the hallways between classes.

NostalgiaFreak9 41

Friday 1 May 2015 22:21

I see the robot baby as a great way to teach kids now that taking care of a baby is harder than it looks, and help them make the right decisions in life.

Paulie_D2012 3

Friday 1 March 2013 17:16

Yeah I had to do that. It's not that bad.

buddy51 23

Friday 1 March 2013 17:26

Waaaaa! Quit whining OP!

viper8608 9

Friday 1 March 2013 17:35

wrap it in a towel until it muffles the sound. its not a real baby afterall

silencebabyy 23

Friday 1 March 2013 17:35

my old high school only assigns them to like 4 people at a time and each class gets a different month. ofc there was only 4 dolls after disastrous "mishaps" but also this couldve happened

Sir_Swaggington 6

Friday 1 March 2013 18:04

I remember I had to carry around a sack of flour (instead of a robotic baby) in my middle school bio class. Of course mine had a hole in it. My teacher made me carry it around in a shopping bag.