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Poor sucker, jumped from the pan into the fire
You ass
You're such a loser, you can probably safely do without the condoms. People who transmit STDs usually have multiple partners -- and getting girls pregnant requires balls, which you don't seem to have.
Did you actually just call someone a loser for practicing safe sex ? Sure, while every generation has it's share of dumb, naive & stupid kids who do dumb, naive & stupid things; this generation may very well be the first to be entirely consumed by it & should do the world a favor & kill itself. (For once in your life; people may very well compliment you for having done something productive & respectable. Especially Mom & Dad.)
Perdix is not usually serious. Rule #5. Basically, it's called a joke.
Oops ! Sorry 'bout that ! ... actually, no; I'm not. Besides, it all really just comes full circle with how this generation isin't good at most things & should kill itself.
Nice, aren't you?
84- why, so you can turn the world into black nail polish wearing douche bags like yourself? do you really think you're that much better than us? with each passing generation technology improves a great deal. without new generations there you would be stuck with the same old shit instead of getting the greatest new thing and nothing would ever move forward or improve. So, as a conclusion to my rant, go **** yourself you conceded whiny bitch.
@DamnSmooth Aww, you're so angsty.. And surely you MUST know how the world works. I mean, kids made fun of you in high school; you've been through SO much!! You poor guy... Why aren't you president yet? I would vote for you and your infinite wisdom and knowledge of what the world needs these days.
That's good to know. Sure, it was sarcasm; but it'll do. Once I'm elected, my first order of business will be to punch every kid that follows the whole 'I hate incorrect spelling/grammar on the Internet & therefore must correct it because it bothers me THAT much' fad in the face. (Let's not kid ourselves - 80% of the country is already backing me up on that.)
And shortly after that I will provide a bicycle-riding monkey on every driveway, and a midget dressed as a lawn gnome in every backyard. (AND an exclusive copy of the 'Hot Girl Butthole Calendar' on every kitchen wall, which will showcase pictures of ... well, you get the picture. Vote ME !)
Water ballon time! Don't waste the fun you're not having.
Ok, so you broke up with your gf because you weren't having enough sex, I guess that's kinda fair enough, depending on how you did it. Though it does suggest all you care about is sex, which is not necessarily a good trait. However, you are single, and you're apparently now uncapable of getting any... So either you really suck at pulling, or you really aren't trying.
Ydi for not being a player!
Well at least your current ex girlfriend did not use them for other guys. Overall, YDI
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I agree with the pig comment, but it's also kind of pig-ish to keep someone around till you can find someone better..
Sounds like karma is the only thing that's been screwing you lately.