By Gurior - 04/09/2011 07:01 - Canada

Spicy
Today, the condoms I bought a few years ago as a celebration of dumping my girlfriend due to a lack of sex, have expired. Every last one of them. FML
I agree, your life sucks 14 920
You deserved it 48 793

Same thing different taste

Top comments

I agree with the pig comment, but it's also kind of pig-ish to keep someone around till you can find someone better..

ifailplzinsultme 0

Sounds like karma is the only thing that's been screwing you lately.

Comments

fallen_angel543 5

Karmas a bitch right asshole? You're such a pig

Jeez, people, calm down! It's not right to stay in a relationship if you have such different sex drives, it's not fair on either of them. Having a high sex drive does NOT make you a pig, so stop being so harsh!

Yeah, exactly. It's also not just the men. Iif I were with somebody with a low sex drive I'd be outta there. I can't help it. I'm a woman, would I still be a "pig" in everyone's eyes?

careful you two... only certain people are allowed to use reason/logic and/or sarcasm on this site without risk of rebuke. You're both walking on thin ice...

#100: No, all the 15 year olds would call you "****" instead, and it would be equally stupidly immature and shortsighted.

You dumped her because she didn't screw you enough? YDI

love102310 0

Your a selfish asshole who because you didn't get laid you dumped ur gf Because of the lack of sex your an asshole grow the **** up

No wonder actions like yours are making women like you now days. And yet men complain about woman not having morals and values anymore. SMH

Buzzy123 7

Lack of sex cuz you suck at it.

Twisted_Angel 17

that really sucks ass, but that's what you get. karma always bites you in the end. nobody ends a relationship over something like that without being a total jackass. and if you did, then hopefully you enjoy a life of celibacy.

Idk how to vote this one, so I did both. ;)