By Gurior - 04/09/2011 07:01 - Canada

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Today, the condoms I bought a few years ago as a celebration of dumping my girlfriend due to a lack of sex, have expired. Every last one of them. FML
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liindsey 25

I agree with the pig comment, but it's also kind of pig-ish to keep someone around till you can find someone better..

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ifailplzinsultme 0

Sounds like karma is the only thing that's been screwing you lately.

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Splonkeydonkey 1

That's such a dumb reason to break up. In my opinion

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gleeklove 2

Ugh, you disgust me. Lol... But seriously you deserved it I mean this paragraph makes you sound like such a pig! Grrr >:(

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JGNEVAREZ01_fml 5

Wow. That's all I have to say. Maybe you shouldn't of dumped her.CARMA!

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sailorfreak_fml 4

you're such a sick perv go find a prostitute to pleasure your needs OP -.-

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Mannie_G 0

Who buys condoms to celebrate anyways?

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TeeAmoo 0

One Word ; PIG !? Damn -.- , YDI Like Shiet . Asshole !

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Shannon4_xo 0

Are all relationships just about sex these days? -.- You really are a wee bit pathetic.

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skatergirl33 0

yuup! soo annoying :3 mayb things will change....ya right!!

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skatergirl33 0

wayy ta b man! get out there and start having sex! haha thats ok... someday ull get laid!

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