By Gurior - 04/09/2011 07:01 - Canada

Spicy
Today, the condoms I bought a few years ago as a celebration of dumping my girlfriend due to a lack of sex, have expired. Every last one of them. FML
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liindsey 25

I agree with the pig comment, but it's also kind of pig-ish to keep someone around till you can find someone better..

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ifailplzinsultme 0

Sounds like karma is the only thing that's been screwing you lately.

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lindserz 0

Sounds like maybe she wasnt the problem!

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Wederoney 16

Did you feel it? Irony just kicked your ass!

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xxskittlezxx1 0

be thankful u didnt use them when the expired

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picturescrazy 24

Good to know your ex was pity dating you, eh? There's probably a good reason why those condoms went unused for all those years until they expired.

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ipusstroll 0

U fail mate learn how I use em and dude l2respect

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gigity1 2

ha bet you're regretting that

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kennalusk 0

Hahaha not even the condoms wanna be on your dick(:

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