By Gurior - 04/09/2011 07:01 - Canada

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Today, the condoms I bought a few years ago as a celebration of dumping my girlfriend due to a lack of sex, have expired. Every last one of them. FML
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liindsey 25

I agree with the pig comment, but it's also kind of pig-ish to keep someone around till you can find someone better..

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ifailplzinsultme 0

Sounds like karma is the only thing that's been screwing you lately.

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vcolvin 0

What a pig!! That's what you deserve. As opposed to getting very little now you get none lol

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Lucky7Samson 10

So when a guy wants more sex, doesn't get it and leaves the relationship he's a pig. When a girl wants more sex, doesn't get it, and leaves the relationship the guys a bitch. Why is she not a frigid bitch who's not properly pleasing her man?

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Konarika 11

It's so sick that you would DUMP someone over something trivial like that...

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