By Gurior - 04/09/2011 07:01 - Canada

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Today, the condoms I bought a few years ago as a celebration of dumping my girlfriend due to a lack of sex, have expired. Every last one of them. FML
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liindsey 25

I agree with the pig comment, but it's also kind of pig-ish to keep someone around till you can find someone better..

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ifailplzinsultme 0

Sounds like karma is the only thing that's been screwing you lately.

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ffcloudforever 0

Condoms expire?? Sorry to sound stupid, but i'm a 15 year old virgin. And a girl

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sweet2u22 9

Of course they expire. Plastic bottles expire, why wouldn't condoms?

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justanotherhuman 21

I'm not gonna rip on ya darlin', but you're 15 and clearly have internet access... please, please, please read as *much* as you possibly can about intercourse and contraceptives before you decide to become active. No excuses!

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daydreamer244 13

karma's a bitch. and so are you!

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ImDB8 0

Not like you were using them anyway!!

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ILoveEmoes 9

If you hadn't mentioned that you'd bought them for celebration you would've sounded like a pretty normal person. Celebrating that you got out of a relationship if she did nothing to you apart from not having the same level of sexdrive as you sort of just makes you sound like a bit of a douchebag.

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lilcthag 0

You Suckk. This Was Pointless..

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dubbadee123 5

I'm a guy and I get it but still if that's the only reason then you've got to realize that sex isn't the only thing needed in a relationship

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lulzmylife 4

HAHAHAHA. Enjoy your karma, pig.

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