Miscellaneous: Today, the creepy girl in my history class told me that she once...

By Anonymous - 10/09/2011 20:21 - United States

Today, the creepy girl in my history class told me that she once spent a whole period doing nothing but counting the freckles on the right side of my face, and that I have more than she's ever seen before on anyone else combined. FML

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By acneface - 21/10/2009 06:59 - United States

Today, my math teacher decided to use my acne as an example of symmetry in front of the whole class. FML

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By WTTFFFF - 09/05/2014 17:24 - United States - Tecumseh

Today, the creepy kid who sits behind me in English class decided that sniffing my hair wasn't disturbing enough for his liking, so he tried something new: popping one of the pimples on my neck. When I reacted in horror, all he could say was, "It looked pretty..." FML

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By Mr. Shawzy - 14/01/2009 13:09 - Canada

Today, the ugliest girl in school walked by me and said "ewwww". FML

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Bad guy

By sweetsixteenyay - 25/06/2015 19:16 - United Kingdom - Caerphilly

Today, the new girl told me that a guy at the back of the class was being creepy. I looked over and saw him picking his nose and flinging boogers at the girls sitting in the front. That guy is my boyfriend. FML

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By elite - 19/01/2012 21:59

Today, at school, I was scheduled to give a presentation to my class. As I arrived, my teacher said to me, "You're bleeding from the 120th pimple on your left cheek." FML

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By Anonymous - 20/08/2013 21:37 - United States - Hesperia

Today, I asked out the girl who always looks and smiles at me in class. I was surprised when she rejected me until I found out she was actually always looking at the clock behind me, and smiling when class is almost over. FML

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By DopeDickDover - 26/10/2015 15:50 - United States

Today, at school, a cute girl kept glancing up at me, giggling, and looking away as soon as I looked at her. So naturally I walked up to her and asked if she wanted to go out sometime. She said she didn't like me, she was just laughing at how big a zit was on my forehead. FML

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By kaleighf - 28/04/2016 01:46 - United States - Hollywood

Today, a new girl showed up at my school and everyone really seems to be intrigued about her. I've been told at least five times today that she is the hotter version of me. FML

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By Kevin - 05/02/2009 18:04 - United States

Today, I spent almost my entire English class turned on thinking that the hot girl next to me was playing footsie with me. That is until she stood up and I realized I had been rubbing my foot on her backpack. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/11/2010 22:00 - Canada

Today, I went to my Calculus lecture, one of a class of 200 people. As I looked down I noticed that a guy a few rows in front of me was on Facebook. When I took a closer look, I noticed he was viewing my profile. He stalked the profile for a full 45 minutes. I have never met this guy in my life. FML

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FernAdele 9

Sunday 11 September 2011 1:27

how did you not notice?

niiick97_fml 3

Sunday 11 September 2011 1:28

Ginger

Comments

maggiewalters 17

Sunday 11 September 2011 23:52

Wow and that's only on the right side!!!! ;)

timeoffire45 8

Monday 12 September 2011 0:13

Lots of freckles... Don't notice when a girl is interested in you... You must be a Weasley...

JokeMeister 0

Monday 12 September 2011 1:40

She's digging u. Duh.

rudeman 0

Monday 12 September 2011 3:00

sometimes，when someone look at you，it does not means she is interested in you

liv4lax44 0

Monday 12 September 2011 3:56

Must be a ginger.

linnie_wesker 20

Monday 12 September 2011 4:56

Reminds me of a girl I went to high school with.. people like that will straight up tell you they think they're in love with you. Unless she starts saying that and poses an actual threat, your life is not ******. Tell your teacher AND counselor what's going on and ask for either a different class or to be moved to the other side of the room. She'll find a new target soon. They always do.