Miscellaneous: Today, the creepy girl in my history class told me that she once...

By Anonymous - 10/09/2011 20:21 - United States

Today, the creepy girl in my history class told me that she once spent a whole period doing nothing but counting the freckles on the right side of my face, and that I have more than she's ever seen before on anyone else combined. FML

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Today, my math teacher decided to use my acne as an example of symmetry in front of the whole class. FML

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By WTTFFFF - 09/05/2014 17:24 - United States - Tecumseh

Today, the creepy kid who sits behind me in English class decided that sniffing my hair wasn't disturbing enough for his liking, so he tried something new: popping one of the pimples on my neck. When I reacted in horror, all he could say was, "It looked pretty..." FML

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By Mr. Shawzy - 14/01/2009 13:09 - Canada

Today, the ugliest girl in school walked by me and said "ewwww". FML

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By sweetsixteenyay - 25/06/2015 19:16 - United Kingdom - Caerphilly

Today, the new girl told me that a guy at the back of the class was being creepy. I looked over and saw him picking his nose and flinging boogers at the girls sitting in the front. That guy is my boyfriend. FML

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By elite - 19/01/2012 21:59

Today, at school, I was scheduled to give a presentation to my class. As I arrived, my teacher said to me, "You're bleeding from the 120th pimple on your left cheek." FML

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By Anonymous - 20/08/2013 21:37 - United States - Hesperia

Today, I asked out the girl who always looks and smiles at me in class. I was surprised when she rejected me until I found out she was actually always looking at the clock behind me, and smiling when class is almost over. FML

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By DopeDickDover - 26/10/2015 15:50 - United States

Today, at school, a cute girl kept glancing up at me, giggling, and looking away as soon as I looked at her. So naturally I walked up to her and asked if she wanted to go out sometime. She said she didn't like me, she was just laughing at how big a zit was on my forehead. FML

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By kaleighf - 28/04/2016 01:46 - United States - Hollywood

Today, a new girl showed up at my school and everyone really seems to be intrigued about her. I've been told at least five times today that she is the hotter version of me. FML

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By Kevin - 05/02/2009 18:04 - United States

Today, I spent almost my entire English class turned on thinking that the hot girl next to me was playing footsie with me. That is until she stood up and I realized I had been rubbing my foot on her backpack. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/11/2010 22:00 - Canada

Today, I went to my Calculus lecture, one of a class of 200 people. As I looked down I noticed that a guy a few rows in front of me was on Facebook. When I took a closer look, I noticed he was viewing my profile. He stalked the profile for a full 45 minutes. I have never met this guy in my life. FML

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FernAdele 9

Sunday 11 September 2011 1:27

how did you not notice?

niiick97_fml 3

Sunday 11 September 2011 1:28

Ginger

Comments

wildnout06 0

Sunday 11 September 2011 4:12

Weird

TungstenLildog 10

Sunday 11 September 2011 4:22

Freckles are great. and she probably thinks you're OK if she spent time looking at your face. If she's creepy then she's creepy, don't let yourself think that her being creepy Fs your L.

kablooey_01 3

Sunday 11 September 2011 4:25

that takes persistence

Jorcar 8

Sunday 11 September 2011 4:31

I wonder if she was 8-years-old when she started creepin.

Jorcar 8

Sunday 11 September 2011 14:57

meintx 9

Sunday 11 September 2011 4:33

Op she sounds very sweet. And she's obviously totally into you. You two would probably make a cute couple. :-)

DeafChef 0

Sunday 11 September 2011 4:40

You deserve it for having freckles. Ginger.

Bloodlvst 10

Sunday 11 September 2011 4:59

Duuuude, I think she likes you! Don't let her get away

perdix 29

Sunday 11 September 2011 5:13

What's she going to do when asked about the material covered in history class while she counted your freckles? "What were the causes of the Civil War?" The North had so many freckles that the South couldn't take it anymore, so they succeeded, uh, susseeded, uh, left. The North should not have had so damn many freckles!