Love: Today, the creepy guy I turned down for a date almost six years... - FML

By fuck you right back, cockspit - 14/02/2014 21:23 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, the creepy guy I turned down for a date almost six years ago, sent me a box of rotting flowers with a note calling me a cunt. FML

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By he fucking smells like death! - 18/12/2018 13:00 - United States - Hesperia

Today, I was told what a bitch I am for turning down “the nice guy” after he surprised me with flowers and a hand painted portrait. He conveniently left out the part where he texted me multiple creepy porn links, doesn’t brush his teeth and has the personal hygiene of a farm animal! FML

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By Anonymous - 01/09/2018 03:30

Today, at work, I received flowers from a Tinder fling gone wrong. He constantly flipped out on me and then would apologize. I finally got tired of it and blocked him on all social media. The scary part is that I never told him where I work. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/07/2015 02:04 - United States - Lees Summit

Today, I sent the girl I like flowers, only to have her later post a picture of them online, saying, "Ha! When losers send you flowers." FML

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By mylifeisahell - 18/02/2010 15:01 - Norway

Today, I found garbage in my postbox. In amongst the garbage, I found a note saying ''This is all you ever will get. Stay away from me!'', from the girl I sent a love poem to the other day. FML

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By Az - 13/06/2012 00:24 - United States - Dallas

Today, I woke up to a guy outside my house, who wanted to give me flowers and take me out on a date. Aside from it all being pretty fucking creepy anyway, the guy is my not quite right in the head second cousin, who's apparently now head-over-heels in love with me. FML

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Creeped out of here

By Anonymous - 28/11/2015 05:25 - United States

Today, I went on my first date in six years. The guy was unbelievably creepy, and I couldn't wait for it to be over. Right after we finished eating, he told me he loved me, then tried to lean in for a kiss. He looked like he was going to cry when I turned him down. FML

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By joolsie - 15/05/2013 23:45 - United Kingdom

Today, I received a note from my creepy ex, whom I broke up with two years ago, saying how much he still misses me. I live over 100 miles away from him now. The note was hand-delivered to my new address. FML

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The one that got away

By Anonymous - 25/09/2019 18:00 - United States

Today, the only person who remembered my birthday was my stalker ex. He left condoms, birth control, furry handcuffs, and a lingerie set in my mailbox, with a note saying to prepare for our anniversary. We went out for a week. In sixth grade. FML

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By RosesAreRed - 14/02/2010 18:52 - United States

Today, I received a bouquet of flowers. I thought they might be from my crush, so I excitedly opened the card. It was from my druggie ex-boyfriend, who apparently can't move on with his life even after three years. The contents of the card? "Baby, I got you like a habit, and I can't give you up". FML

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Empathy

By KidCudi227 - 23/10/2019 06:00 - United States

Today, my boyfriend sent me a bouquet of roses with a message attached. The message said, "Ever since your dog died you've stopped putting out, so I think we should break up." FML

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AustinDenton 22

Saturday 15 February 2014 1:14

Ahh. The signs of true love.

Nightwing98 22

Saturday 15 February 2014 1:14

He remembered you six years later....it's the thought that counts?

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DanielleinDC 33

Saturday 15 February 2014 5:26

That's a clear sign you were right to turn him down. The dude seriously needs to get a grip and a life.

evanobrien 14

Saturday 15 February 2014 5:30

Awe, you've got a stalker..... So creepy.

Xotoolyxo 16

Saturday 15 February 2014 5:58

Some guys are so scary when all you do is say no

ProctorKProducti 5

Saturday 15 February 2014 8:04

The guy probably wasn't a creep at all and your just a ****

Kevlar_burrito 6

Saturday 15 February 2014 9:13

There's always two sides to every story...what aren't you telling us...

rs7797 9

Saturday 15 February 2014 9:58

was he being a little to honest ??

chaoss10 18

Saturday 15 February 2014 11:55

Okay, i signed up just to comment this. I am being bullied on facebook by a guy i turned down 7 years ago saying how his life turned down upside down because of me and how he hated me for doing something 7 years ago. Blah blah.. He's been calling me names. He has threatened to kill someone. (Finally after months of ignoring his messages, blocked him). People like these are obsessed with u and its not TRUE LOVE!!

Jemm_fml 29

Saturday 15 February 2014 13:35

heehee, cockspit.

interesting33 36

Saturday 15 February 2014 14:30

When i read the word rotten I have to admit I was pretty glad it was flowers. Go to the police OP. This is not okay. His obsession might get worse.

lenehey 7

Saturday 15 February 2014 16:45

Good call on turning him down in th first place OP!

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