By notpreggers - 08/02/2009 00:54 - United States

Today, the creepy skin care guy at the mall with the heavy accent asked me if I was pregnant. When I said no he replied "Oh, too many donuts then?" FML
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BSUbombshell 0

I'm working on the weight loss (although I blame the horizontal stripes on that shirt) Getting pregnant is not an option as a full-time college student with 2 jobs.

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mizled 0

#18 shut up. I have chunky friends with great skin. Get over yourself ;)

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Juanderfull 0

lmao... Casanova is probbly some a)stuck up bitch. b) some skinny as shallow bastard. c) an anorexic stuck up bitch. or d) all the above. haha fat girls need lovin too. lmao casanova your pathetic ass makes me laugh...

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marleytooyou 0

I agree with ya

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lich_fml 0

aw i'm sorry ha. the sales people here are ridiculous.. they hit on you and stare.

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FYLkid 0

So stop eating so many donuts O_o Or whatever it is you're eating that is making you fat

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SICEM88 0

If there's time to go to the mall, there's time to get pregnant.

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indianabummer 0

pfft don't worry about those guys, they are ...very obtuse. One asked me and my "brother" to come over to talk about our hand treatments we used on our nails. The "brother" was my fiance and we were holding hands and kissing every so often as we walked along.

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KiwiGrimm 0

Ew I hate those guys! Is it at the Greenwood Mall? There's a shit ton of those bastards there.

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BSUbombshell 0

#29 Close, Castleton.

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indianabummer 0

Actually it was lol I hate when they just grab you and tow you to their booths

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loveyahun 0

Ma'am, it appears you have just been epicly dissed.

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waywick 0

hilarious! quit being fat and you'll quit being mistaken for a pregnant fatty!

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