Miscellaneous: Today, the creepy skin care guy at the mall with the heavy accent...

By notpreggers - 08/02/2009 00:54 - United States

Today, the creepy skin care guy at the mall with the heavy accent asked me if I was pregnant. When I said no he replied "Oh, too many donuts then?" FML

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By Anonymous - 27/08/2019 12:00

Today, a stranger at the grocery store rubbed my belly and asked me when I'm due. I'm not pregnant. FML

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You deserved it 264

By KateD - 06/03/2010 05:16 - United States

Today, I was walking through the mall with my husband. We came across a guy who was selling some weight loss pills. He tried to sell me some and I kindly declined. He told me not to deny my weight problems. Thanks. I'm 7 months pregnant. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/11/2013 19:47 - United States - Olive Branch

Today, I was at the grocery store, when a little boy looked up at me and asked if I was a prostitute. FML

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Belly bounce!

By Karen - 23/05/2024 18:00 - United States - Solon

Today, a customer greeted me with, "So! When's the baby coming!?" I'm NOT pregnant. I just gain weight in my guts. FML

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You deserved it 172

By Anonymous - 31/12/2011 06:21 - United States

Today, as I was just finishing my grocery shopping, a little girl and her mother walked past. Seeing the little girl staring at me, I waved. The girl then pointed to me and asked her mother "Mommy, is that man pregnant?" FML

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By bunintheoven - 23/10/2012 04:21 - United States - Seligman

Today, I went to my local Walmart to grab a few groceries, and while at the checkout line I grabbed two chocolate bars for a snack. The cashier gave me a look and mumbled under her breath, "Surprise, surprise." I'm pregnant, asshole. FML

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By EpicFail - 11/01/2009 20:59 - United States

Today, a woman at the crowded mall stopped me and told me loudly that if I bought her product it would get rid of my acne. FML

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By Herestheskinny - 29/04/2017 02:00

Today, I was helping a women that was looking for skin care products. She kept commenting on the look and "texture" of my skin in a very creepy and almost hungry fashion. I'm afraid that she wants to skin me. FML

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Delusional

By fmlifetime - 24/10/2009 22:24 - United States

Today, while shopping for some bananas at my local grocery store, an old woman came up to me and started rubbing my stomach. She simply asked when I was due. I am a 43 year-old man with a beer belly. FML

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You deserved it 14 910

By amore89 - 28/07/2019 12:00

Today, I was with my dad at the supermarket and this guy was checking me out. My dad yells at him with a grin, "I know! I make beautiful babies!" FML

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BSUbombshell 0

Sunday 8 February 2009 11:05

I'm working on the weight loss (although I blame the horizontal stripes on that shirt) Getting pregnant is not an option as a full-time college student with 2 jobs.

mizled 0

Tuesday 3 March 2009 8:10

#18 shut up. I have chunky friends with great skin. Get over yourself ;)

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Juanderfull 0

Thursday 30 April 2009 3:43

lmao... Casanova is probbly some a)stuck up bitch. b) some skinny as shallow bastard. c) an anorexic stuck up bitch. or d) all the above. haha fat girls need lovin too. lmao casanova your pathetic ass makes me laugh...

marleytooyou 0

Sunday 14 March 2010 4:01

I agree with ya

Masta_Blasta 0

Wednesday 20 May 2009 10:24

YDI for eating too many doughnuts.

lich_fml 0

Thursday 11 June 2009 7:52

aw i'm sorry ha. the sales people here are ridiculous.. they hit on you and stare.

FYLkid 0

Sunday 14 June 2009 3:32

So stop eating so many donuts O_o Or whatever it is you're eating that is making you fat

SICEM88 0

Tuesday 16 June 2009 6:05

If there's time to go to the mall, there's time to get pregnant.

indianabummer 0

Thursday 13 August 2009 7:13

pfft don't worry about those guys, they are ...very obtuse. One asked me and my "brother" to come over to talk about our hand treatments we used on our nails. The "brother" was my fiance and we were holding hands and kissing every so often as we walked along.