Miscellaneous: Today, the father of my unborn child told me he isn't sure he'll...

By Anonymous - 11/11/2012 18:50 - United States - La Porte

Today, the father of my unborn child told me he isn't sure he'll be able to make it to the birth, since there's no guarantee of when it will happen, so he can't schedule time off. This would be understandable if he actually had a job. FML

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By musicalkitcat - 05/10/2009 15:45 - United States

Today, one of my best friends went into labor 14 days early. I'd told my boss previously about this and that I need to be there for my friend as she doesn't really have any family. My boss will not let me leave work to be there. Why? I didn't give enough notice. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/07/2023 03:00 - Belgium - Eupen

Today, I'm pregnant and feeling awful due to all-day-long morning sickness. My doctor suggested that I cancel all my social plans to be able to keep working. My doctor is also my husband, and the father of this child. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/07/2021 08:01 - Canada - Oshawa

Today, I found out that, despite working 4 part-time jobs, that I will not qualify for maternity leave by my due date with the mandatory 600 hours. I can't get full-time work and I'm 8 months pregnant now. This'll be fun! FML

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By Anonymous - 10/01/2016 02:17 - United States - Akron

Today, I found out that I'm going to be a father. Too bad I can't tell my wife. FML

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By Aginsafa - 25/04/2011 11:41 - United States

Today, at work my boss told me I have been late, under-productive, and using up a lot of sick days. He says my job is on the line. My reason for barely showing up at work: I've been on maternity leave for 6 weeks. FML

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By allinicolesmh - 08/08/2011 16:03 - United States

Today, my dad said he can't go to my graduation because he has to work. He got fired a month ago. FML

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By Bouh - 27/12/2012 04:04 - France - Paris

Today, as every day for the past few weeks, my husband won't have sex. His reason? We've decided to have a baby, and he reckons that the longer he waits, the more competition there will be between his sperm and thus the better the result will be. FML

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By Elayne Warthen - 25/04/2018 01:30

Today, I found out my soon-to-be husband and father of my unborn child is already married to another man. FML

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Welcome to reality

By Anonymous - 04/01/2024 06:00 - United States - Warren

Today, my dad came home roughly 3 hours early. He came back because he was laid off from his job, because there was no work for him on his current shift and they haven't found a replacement shift for him at the job he's currently at. Shouldn't they have figured that out in advance? FML

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Denial

By Isabella - 20/09/2022 22:30

Today, I'm 9 months pregnant and the father of my child has suddenly decided that the child I've carried for 9 months isn't his, and that it was "too late" to try and fix our relationship. He's the only man who could be the father, he's just finding every excuse to say, "Sorry, but no thank you." FML

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waco60 3

Sunday 11 November 2012 23:10

Even if he had a job he should still be be at his child's birth.

BulldogHoops 14

Sunday 11 November 2012 23:52

30- SPOONS MADE ME FAT

Comments

Fredds_Life 3

Monday 12 November 2012 0:35

We should ban spoons!

kirby1964 20

Monday 12 November 2012 0:42

I'm sorry, but this one made me laugh out loud. Sorry for you situation op, good luck with guy. I hope some of the girls here are taking notes.

Legendoflaw 4

Monday 12 November 2012 0:43

I believe 30 was being sarcastic and I also believe it went right over your head. Have to agree with the original comment. Better to try to do it alone and find a good guy then try to raise the child with a role model like his father and miss your opportunity because you're supporting a child and the father.

mclauren29 22

Monday 12 November 2012 0:43

Even if he was trying to find a job, surely he could be there for the birth of his child?

LexieWins 0

Monday 12 November 2012 0:59

Within 3 or 4 days of your due date maybe?

KingCeltic77 18

Monday 12 November 2012 1:02

This is what happens when you have a kid with a total loser.

perdix 29

Monday 12 November 2012 1:03

He's not interested in being a husband or holding down a job. And you're surprised that this loser doesn't suddenly want to become a father? Seems a bit idiotic on your part.

ballettillidie 8

Monday 12 November 2012 1:56

Well when he is out "being busy" change the locks as soon as u get out of the hospital

gregkingsley 4

Monday 12 November 2012 1:59

It's post like this one that makes me think one of two things. Either this country is doomed or two this is a made up post.

tsent8 15

Monday 12 November 2012 2:16

That's what you think sitting on your ass all day is a hard job you got to change the channel and make snacks and besides you might sprain your fingers playing Xbox. Why are you complaining all you have to do is give birth that's nothing compared to getting owned by that noob in your lobby.