By Anonymous - 11/11/2012 18:50 - United States - La Porte

Today, the father of my unborn child told me he isn't sure he'll be able to make it to the birth, since there's no guarantee of when it will happen, so he can't schedule time off. This would be understandable if he actually had a job. FML
I agree, your life sucks 27 988
You deserved it 6 310

Same thing different taste

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Even if he had a job he should still be be at his child's birth.

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Get single and find a better dad fast!!

Darkreign333 23

Because any man wants to suddenly take care of child that isn't his.

I have this fear too. My fiancé is working overseas and there's no way to tell if he'll make it to the birth of our first child. I'm due any day now.

That is alot diffferent then the fml post. Your fiancé is working overseas, op's fiancé doesn't even have a job.

Sorry, the guys a genius! Your working and pregnant! His only job is to sit on the couch and say he can't do things! Who do you think is the idiot?

... I just had a brain aneurysm. Did... Did you just say that? He's unemployed, and soon she'll be taking time off to take care of the baby and herself. She'll need time to heal from birthing a ******* child. What happens then, smart-ass?

So he had time to be at the conception but not at the delivery? Guess we know which one is more fun for him? Maybe he's planning at being at another conception while you're delivering?

nancyschmancy 9

I am pretty sure I am going to see you on Springer!

wlddog 14

I need to remember that sarcasm is lost in these posts.

GuessWhatKids 13

Am I the only one who read, "the father of my unicorn child"

Well, at least his appearance at the birth does not have anything to do with child support! File soon!

You should not have allowed such a douche to procreate.

merryhappy1887 20

You deserve it that's what you get for having a kid with a jobless selfish idiot, but then again if you picked him you're probably just as stupid.

You must be a very charming person in real life, #113.