Health: Today, the fire alarm went off at work. My office is on the second... - FML

By timv94 - 24/07/2014 01:34 - United States - Lexington

Today, the fire alarm went off at work. My office is on the second floor, and the door to the stairs were jammed shut. The only way out was jumping out the window. The best part was breaking my leg due to someone burning their lunch. FML

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timv94 4

Friday 25 July 2014 20:41

I'm the only person on the second floor. We have HIGHLY explosive chemicals in the labs on the first floor. I'd rather have a broken leg than blow up and die.

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Goblin182 26

Thursday 24 July 2014 16:06

I think I would have made sure there was clear and present danger before jumping out of a second floor window.

Gweedo65 16

Friday 25 July 2014 22:21

I respect your decision

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fantasyworld 37

Sunday 17 May 2015 4:30

I'd sue for the jammed door.

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