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By fezhafeez - 23/02/2016 19:26 - Singapore - Singapore

Today, the girl I like asked me to take over her shift at the place we both work at. Being nice, I readily took over. Later, I found out she went on a date with my best friend. He knows I like her. FML

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By KeepOnTruckin' - 18/05/2019 17:50

Today, I had to help my best friend plan his upcoming date with the girl he doesn't know I'm secretly in love with. FML

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Bizarre Love Triangle

By SalemSyfer - 25/01/2021 10:57 - Canada - Belleville

Today, I found out that one of my best friends likes the girl that I like. What's funny is that my best friend is also a girl, and has a better chance with her than I do. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/12/2010 21:18 - Argentina

Today, a guy I've liked for a while asked if he could talk to me during break. He'd never done that before, so I was excited and said yes. As soon as we both sat down, he asked if I'd help him get a date with my best friend. FML

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Silver linings

By 10 years, 0 dates - 28/11/2020 11:03

Today, I wanted to ask out this cute girl I used to work with. Before I could, she said she likes my only friend there, and asked if could I set them up. Trying to be nice guy and good friend, I did. Then she made her complete lack of interest in me obvious. But hey, at least the gay guy she hung out with thought I was cute. FML

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By okaythen - 14/08/2016 19:21 - United States - Euless

Today, I asked out this girl at work who I've had a crush on for a while. She looked oddly familiar, aside from the fact that we worked together. It was almost like we'd met outside of work. Two hours and one Snapchat story later, I realized I'd asked out my best friend's girlfriend. FML

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Never do this

By Anonymous - 05/07/2015 06:18 - United States - Cranford

Today, I confessed my feelings to the girl I like, who also happens to be my coworker. She told my boss, and they're laughing about it as I type this. FML

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I'm not the main character in this scene

By Anonymous - 21/12/2023 00:00 - Norway

Today, I went to the movies with a girl I like, then we went to grab a bite afterwards. She spent most of the time telling me how much she dislikes my best friend because he hooked up with a new girl. I then found out the two had been "talking" for a while. FML

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By Professional_Ars - 14/10/2018 14:00

Today, the coworker I have a crush on left halfway through the busiest shift of the week, and now I have to work it alone. I eventually found out that she left to go on a date with her new boyfriend. FML

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By FriendZone - 03/03/2017 16:00 - United States - Abington

Today, after what I thought was several weeks of flirting with a coworker, I asked her out on a date. She asked if it could be a double date, and I said yes. I brought a friend, she brought her husband. FML

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Never crush on coworkers

By Anonymous - 03/10/2022 18:00 - United States - Berthoud

Today, I found out that a girl who I really liked at work, who is my manager and with whom I'm friends, and who knows I like her, has been secretly dating someone else who works there for a month, and everyone at work knew except me, because she didn't want to tell me. FML

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iwanttogotoparis 26

Wednesday 24 February 2016 5:56

Time to get some new friends who don't backstab, hope karma does it's work

stryder9090 28

Wednesday 24 February 2016 5:58

Pure disrespect.

Comments

ben_louwagie 7

Friday 26 February 2016 0:01

Lol

zykrithium 22

Wednesday 2 March 2016 5:57

Oh come on. What's he gonna do? Not date her just because YOU won't make a move? YDI

nwwaverider 14

Thursday 3 March 2016 7:17

I agree your life sucks you have some girl be nice to maybe even be hitting on you and your worried about your race? I smile and say to Hispanics all the time just frustrate them

Regisord413 10

Tuesday 26 April 2016 6:37

DITCH THEM. BOTH.

Pepsiisbae 15

Friday 5 August 2016 23:28

Yea he shouldn't have done it but maybe if you liked her you should have told her and then maybe there could've been something between you two and then she wouldn't have gone out with your friend, so get some new friends and grow a pair.

MASJ01 7

Sunday 22 January 2017 6:28

broke the bro code

pins91 27

Friday 17 August 2018 19:16

Two years too late, but dude. You needed to let it be known to her that you had a crush, if she rejected you. There’s a reason for it. Just because you had a crush on her, doesn’t mean you own her. She can do as she pleases.