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By Anonymous - 28/03/2014 19:23 - United States - Bloomfield Hills

Today, the girl I've been dating dumped me after she found out I'm originally from Alabama. Apparently she doesn't want to date someone from a "foreign country". We both live in Michigan. FML

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By WTF - 14/07/2013 20:08 - United States - Ann Arbor

Today, my girlfriend of six weeks dumped me when she learned that Macedonia, where I was born, is in Europe. Apparently, she thought that I was "Asian" and she doesn't want to date a "white guy." Yeah, I'm totally confused too. FML

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By sadface - 11/08/2010 06:50 - United States

Today, I was dumped by my girlfriend due to our long distance relationship. She then agreed to date my best friend who lives in the same town as me. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/05/2019 18:00

Today, I saw my ex-girlfriend. She dumped me because she was moving to Wyoming. I guess Wyoming is code for my friend's apartment. FML

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By pinkfloyd777 - 20/12/2010 16:15

Today, I found out that my girlfriend's parents offered her a trip to Europe if she dumped me. She accepted, and broke up with me. Her parents were lying. FML

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By blasted - 25/11/2009 13:56 - United States

Today, my girlfriend of almost a year, and to whom I intended to propose on Thanksgiving, dumped me because her husband will be returning from Iraq soon. And he wants to have a "talk" with me. I didn't know she was married. FML

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By saywhat - 26/01/2009 15:51 - United States

Today, I met the girl who dumped me because the distance between us was too great. We're in the same city again. She's now dating a Marine in Iraq. FML

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Alexa, play "What difference does it make?" by The Smiths

By tarah - 10/03/2021 21:30

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after finding out my parents are divorced. Same reason my last three girlfriends broke up with me. FML

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By Ella - 11/09/2024 18:00 - United States

Today, my longtime crush, who lives in Texas, got into a relationship. He turned me down when I'd confessed my feelings for him because he “doesn’t do long distance.” The girl he’s with lives in the same city as me. We both live in Florida. FML

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By THANKS4theINFO - 23/05/2010 23:15 - United States

Today, I was watching a movie at my girlfriend's house with her and her parents. There was a part where a brother and sister kissed, so I said "where'd they come from, Alabama?" Today is also the day I found out my girlfriend's parents are from Alabama. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/11/2020 19:57 - Canada - Ottawa

Today, my girlfriend dumped me because, she says, I have diabetes and she can’t handle the complications that may occur in the future. This after I arranged for her to take trip to Italy to ride horses, which has been on her bucket list for like 10 years. FML

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CaptainSmith28 19

Friday 28 March 2014 23:25

Move back to Alabama. I'll bet even there you'll find someone more educated than that.

Nilorak 24

Friday 28 March 2014 23:22

Sweet home Alabama.

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2ndtryagain 2

Tuesday 1 April 2014 19:17

As someone who has lived in Alabama, I can see her point. It felt like a foreign country to me.

advanceinsane 2

Thursday 3 April 2014 1:33

Well, you probably don't wanna date her anyway then.

ellielikesjelly 6

Sunday 6 April 2014 7:25

I apologize for that OP. I being a girl from Michigan.

Marky133 5

Sunday 6 April 2014 18:07

She is clearly a ritard!

nitsud82 14

Friday 11 April 2014 22:10

You're better off bro

brittani_boo 2

Wednesday 16 April 2014 3:18

I'm from Michigan (: but I live in Mississippi now.

NostalgiaFreak9 41

Friday 9 January 2015 12:46

You're better off without her. She must be an idiot.

katluvr 22

Saturday 3 October 2015 20:12

Luckily you found out BEFORE she had to learn your native language or even worse had to decide of she was going to convert to Alabamism.

isnobodyhere 32

Tuesday 2 February 2016 16:55

Do you really want to date a girl who doesn't even know the states?

Ryanhay16 14

Thursday 5 May 2016 4:44

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