Awkward and Love: Today, the girl I've been dating for several months, and fallen... - FML

By played - 21/06/2011 05:07 - Norway

Today, the girl I've been dating for several months, and fallen in love with, said "We're just friends, right? My mom thinks I'm leading you on." FML

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By Ally - 19/05/2022 16:00

Today, I met my boyfriend's parents. We've been dating for almost 5 months and are extremely in love. His mom basically said to me, "I want what’s best for my son and you aren’t it." FML

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By Anonymous - 29/07/2010 18:24 - Canada

Today, a friend of mine came to my house with tears in her eyes. I thought she was finally single so I could ask her out. Actually, her mother found out she was dating a girl, so she wants me to be her fake boyfriend as a cover-up. At least we're "dating" now. FML

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By Titanic - 07/12/2008 08:46 - France

Today, the girl I've been hitting on for months on MSN and that I'm about to meet told me "I know you are in love, and you know I'm not". Erm, no, I didn't know. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/09/2011 23:01 - United States

Today, I found out that my ex-girlfriend, the girl I completely love, is now dating my father. She tried giving me the "I know I'm not your mother..." speech. FML

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By Recluse - 21/11/2014 18:18

Today, the girl I'd been dating online for 6 months told me she was a guy. I said it was alright, and that I was still in love. Then she confessed she really was a girl, and was just trying to make me dump her so she wouldn't be the "bad guy". FML

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Thanks but no thanks

By Anonymous - 04/07/2012 18:01 - United States

Today, I called my mom to see how she was doing. She quickly hijacked the conversation and said that she's signed me up for a dating site, because she feels bad that I can't find a decent man. I've been dating my boyfriend for seven months, and she's seen me with him multiple times. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/02/2023 22:00

Today, I tried telling the girl I like how I feel about her. Little does she know I broke up a 6-year relationship for her. We're "just friends” she says. FML

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By Anon - 13/12/2009 07:36 - United States

Today, the girl I had a crush on for the past few months called me and wanted to tell me something. Excited, I agreed and we went out to dinner. She wanted to tell me she had been secretly seeing 'someone' for the past six months. FML

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By Fack. - 19/02/2009 00:43 - United States

Today, I told my long-distance girlfriend that I just could not handle the distance and we should just be friends. To which she responded, "What? You thought we were going out? Lol". FML

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By anonymous - 06/09/2016 03:05 - United States - Monroe

Today, my girlfriend told me that she didn't know we were actually dating. FML

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narrowords 18

Tuesday 21 June 2011 11:53

"My mom thinks." She knows what she's doing. Blow her off without so much as goodbye. Manipulative...

fireice22 0

Tuesday 21 June 2011 11:53

communication at it's finest.

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blondie1208 17

Wednesday 22 June 2011 1:25

ouchh..

notyounothimme 0

Wednesday 22 June 2011 2:04

wow, this is almost exactly what is happening to me, I feel your pain

xo_kat_xo 0

Wednesday 22 June 2011 3:10

you should've said "no ******* shit Sherlock!"

FMS23 0

Wednesday 22 June 2011 4:45

bro call her a$$ up and be like yo is this the pharmacy I need some condoms. when she goes no this is ____ be like dam sorry wrong number. she's going to ask WTF do u need condoms for. be like I'm f!cking your bestfriend beotch

allthatremains25 0

Wednesday 22 June 2011 4:59

then are you sure you were "dating her?"

dmann56 0

Wednesday 22 June 2011 5:11

oh man.. its alright. we've all been there:( i'm actually still getting over the same situation

ssllgymnast 0

Wednesday 22 June 2011 5:16

I guess she wasn't informed that you guys were daring...

eduardosuritalov 0

Wednesday 22 June 2011 5:26

ouch :( omg thats terrible. someday when youre married to someone who will love u right, shes gonna realize what shes missing out on. youre gonna be laughing when u find someone who loves u just as much as u love them. she doesnt deserve you, and shes pree damn immature to act like shes innocent.

cheezyfries50 0

Wednesday 22 June 2011 7:54

same thing happened to me bro. it sucks

redrumbear 9

Wednesday 22 June 2011 13:22

U mad bro?

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Today, after discussing having our son's hair styled nicely for school, my ex returned him with his head shaved. I didn't realise bald was in style for 4-year-olds. FML

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Today, my boyfriend kicked me out of bed so the dog could get under the covers. FML

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