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By played - 21/06/2011 05:07 - Norway

Today, the girl I've been dating for several months, and fallen in love with, said "We're just friends, right? My mom thinks I'm leading you on." FML

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By Ally - 19/05/2022 16:00

Today, I met my boyfriend's parents. We've been dating for almost 5 months and are extremely in love. His mom basically said to me, "I want what’s best for my son and you aren’t it." FML

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Today, a friend of mine came to my house with tears in her eyes. I thought she was finally single so I could ask her out. Actually, her mother found out she was dating a girl, so she wants me to be her fake boyfriend as a cover-up. At least we're "dating" now. FML

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Today, the girl I've been hitting on for months on MSN and that I'm about to meet told me "I know you are in love, and you know I'm not". Erm, no, I didn't know. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/09/2011 23:01 - United States

Today, I found out that my ex-girlfriend, the girl I completely love, is now dating my father. She tried giving me the "I know I'm not your mother..." speech. FML

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By Recluse - 21/11/2014 18:18

Today, the girl I'd been dating online for 6 months told me she was a guy. I said it was alright, and that I was still in love. Then she confessed she really was a girl, and was just trying to make me dump her so she wouldn't be the "bad guy". FML

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By Anonymous - 04/07/2012 18:01 - United States

Today, I called my mom to see how she was doing. She quickly hijacked the conversation and said that she's signed me up for a dating site, because she feels bad that I can't find a decent man. I've been dating my boyfriend for seven months, and she's seen me with him multiple times. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/02/2023 22:00

Today, I tried telling the girl I like how I feel about her. Little does she know I broke up a 6-year relationship for her. We're "just friends” she says. FML

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By Anon - 13/12/2009 07:36 - United States

Today, the girl I had a crush on for the past few months called me and wanted to tell me something. Excited, I agreed and we went out to dinner. She wanted to tell me she had been secretly seeing 'someone' for the past six months. FML

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By Fack. - 19/02/2009 00:43 - United States

Today, I told my long-distance girlfriend that I just could not handle the distance and we should just be friends. To which she responded, "What? You thought we were going out? Lol". FML

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By anonymous - 06/09/2016 03:05 - United States - Monroe

Today, my girlfriend told me that she didn't know we were actually dating. FML

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narrowords 18

Tuesday 21 June 2011 11:53

"My mom thinks." She knows what she's doing. Blow her off without so much as goodbye. Manipulative...

fireice22 0

Tuesday 21 June 2011 11:53

communication at it's finest.

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jobsman99 0

Tuesday 21 June 2011 15:41

perhaps her standing around topless just wearing her jeans gave you that false impression.

cynthiaF 0

Tuesday 21 June 2011 15:55

Move on to better things. :)

RokNRoll11 9

Tuesday 21 June 2011 16:01

downside you're single, upside you can still make your move on her

alexavb15 4

Tuesday 21 June 2011 16:33

what a dumb brawd ! this a perfect time to just slap ah hoe ! sorry charlie better luck next time :(

nerdsgetmehot 22

Tuesday 21 June 2011 16:45

What a ho. I hate people like that! I'm sorry, OP.

felah17 6

Tuesday 21 June 2011 16:48

Hmmm.....Did you ever asked her to be your GF,or that's not part of your culture? Cudda saved you plenty of money and heartache by doing that,'cause it sounds like she tells her mom you two are just friends.You can't really accuse her of friendzoning you if things were not clear from the get go!!!!

chosha_fml 26

Tuesday 21 June 2011 17:24

Well, the girl you apparently have NOT been dating for months...

IHaveSomethingTo 0

Tuesday 21 June 2011 18:00

Mama's always right

hopestr 4

Tuesday 21 June 2011 18:33

aw!!! I'm really sorry. did she just think the dates were friendly hangouts or what??? she would've had to know!!!!! :/ that sucks

momo1972 3

Tuesday 21 June 2011 18:34

mother knows best

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