Love: Today, the girl I've secretly loved for years finally noticed... - FML

By Disappointed - 10/09/2012 04:26 - United States - Angleton

Today, the girl I've secretly loved for years finally noticed me. That is, after I ran over her foot with my truck. FML

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By Yougotmail - 17/07/2022 06:00

Today, I managed to run over my own foot with my own car. FML

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By FlatFoot - 05/10/2017 07:00 - United States - New York

Today, my dad ran over my foot with his work truck. FML

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By NathanPlays - 23/04/2011 01:39 - United States

Today, a very attractive girl moved in across the road from me. As I was leaving, I noticed she was looking out her window at me. I tried playing it cool, only to end up tripping over my own feet, hands in pocket, and faceplanting the hood of my dad's car. FML

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By Anonomous - 26/01/2015 15:48 - Canada - Whitby

Today, I got a cute girl's number for the first time. Too bad it was because she rear ended my car. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/04/2009 19:21 - United States

Today, I found out that the girl I've been in love with for a long while got back together with her ex boyfriend because he had confessed his true feelings to her through a note in her locker. It was my note. FML

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By Robert - 13/09/2013 01:11 - United States - Drummond Island

Today, I pulled my motorcycle into a wheelie when my crush drove by. She was the one who drove me to the hospital when I went over backward. FML

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Freakout

By meee - 13/01/2010 00:55 - United States

Today, I noticed there was a red truck following me. I walked as fast as I could. I then ran. It followed. I slipped on some ice and fell. I was unable to get up. It stopped beside me and the driver got out. I then said hello to my husband's new car. FML

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Sheer class

By anonymous - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - Norway

Today, I saw my crush walking on the other side of the street. She hadn't noticed me, so when she did I nonchalantly looked over and casually waved to look cool. I then walked right into a lamp post. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/08/2013 15:46 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I finally worked up the courage to write a girl a note, with my number on it, and the words: "You're stunning. Get in touch sometime." Heart pounding, I saw her, got up, and passed her the note. Then I passed out at her feet. FML

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By madd_dizzle - 25/10/2009 15:39 - United States

Today, my crush finally let me drive his truck for the first time in a empty parking lot, after he told me he liked me. It was so dark that I ended up driving into and pole and totaled his car. Now he hates me. FML

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MissMae93 23

Monday 10 September 2012 12:03

You should probably watch where you're going next time. On the bright side, at least she noticed you?

MisterMichael 9

Monday 10 September 2012 12:07

Great way to "break" the ice

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ZeroZoom 6

Monday 10 September 2012 13:26

OMG! I voted this one in!

prettyinpink03 11

Monday 10 September 2012 13:39

Tough break. :-/

Meme1988 18

Monday 10 September 2012 13:52

Poor girl :( that must realllllllly hurt

nanpooo 6

Monday 10 September 2012 13:54

Anyone else think this could have easily be a second part of misery?

DukeLeto 14

Monday 10 September 2012 13:55

Lovestruck? Or love's truck?

gracehi 31

Monday 10 September 2012 14:28

Well you sure got her attention! Are you the guy who was asked, "Is this an episode of Disaster Date?"

AClassActx3 7

Monday 10 September 2012 14:32

Perfect way to start dating. Take her to the hospital. . Isn't awkwardness how all tv romances start?

swaggasourus 3

Monday 10 September 2012 14:42

I'll bang you and you'll cry because I have such a tiny penis, you'll be laughing so hard.

gracehi 31

Monday 10 September 2012 14:43

^WTF?

cshell424 10

Monday 10 September 2012 15:01

HER VERSION: Today, the guy who has been creepily stalking me for years and who I have consciously been making an effort to ignore that whole time ran my foot over with his freaking truck. FML

chtychtybngbng 11

Monday 10 September 2012 15:23

The girl you've had a crush on for years,. yeah, sure. I don't understand how you can love someone (in a romantic way) that you're not with.

fleur_de_fevrier_fml 22

Monday 10 September 2012 15:39

Well that's a nice ice breaker ;-)

gracehi 31

Monday 10 September 2012 15:48

More like foot breaker!

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Today, I went out to dinner with a cute, funny, smart, amazing girl. Or at least I thought she was cute, until she started coughing after her meal. She explained that she coughs after she eats. Can you say dealbreaker? FML

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Today, there was a long queue at the store, and behind me were two senior citizens. I wanted to do a good deed, so I said, "Cut before me in line, I have all the time in the world." My reward? The old man scolded me because I supposedly insinuated that they were old, and only had a short time left to live. FML

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Today, I was cleaning my recently late uncle's house. I found an old framed photo of a boy aged about 3. He's naked and shyly smiling to the camera, holding a heart-shaped sign that reads, "My penis is small, but my love is BIG." I showed it to my mom and asked who it was. She just snorted and said, "You were his favorite!" FML

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Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she's afraid of my ex-wife. This is the third one in a row to use that very reason. The judge still won't accept my pleas for a restraining order. FML

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Today, my girlfriend of 3 months broke up with me via text and said she was keeping the cat. I've had the cat since for seven years since she was a kitten. FML

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Today, my husband bought me a present for our three year anniversary. It was a pack of 20 cigarettes. I don't smoke. He does. FML

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Today, I spent an hour cleaning my apartment because I thought I had a date coming over. Right as they were supposed to arrive, they canceled because they “got too tired.” Now it’s just me, alone in a spotless apartment, watching a terrible documentary on Netflix. FML

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