Love: Today, the girl that I have been secretly madly in love with... - FML

By anonymous - 28/12/2009 02:18 - United States

Today, the girl that I have been secretly madly in love with for 6 years told me "fuck off and stop doing nice things for me." FML

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By walkingdead_1029 - 06/05/2013 06:49 - United States - Peoria

Today, the girl that I've been madly in love with was demanding I tell her who I liked. I told her no, I should just keep it a secret, but she demanded I tell her. After I told her, the only response I got was, "You're right. You should have kept that a secret." FML

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By Anonymous - 30/03/2017 20:00

Today, I finally told the girl I'm in love with how I've felt ever since we first met six years ago. She let me know that not only does she not feel the same way, she's always considered me a creep and only ever hung out with me because of our mutual friends. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/02/2023 10:00 - United States - Boulder

Today, it's been a year since the girl I'm madly in love with completely cut off all communication with me. She called me crying a year ago, saying she couldn't do the long-distance, unaware I was planning on moving closer to her. Not once has she reached out, and has a girlfriend now. I think about her every night. FML

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By Anon - 13/12/2009 07:36 - United States

Today, the girl I had a crush on for the past few months called me and wanted to tell me something. Excited, I agreed and we went out to dinner. She wanted to tell me she had been secretly seeing 'someone' for the past six months. FML

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By Faxshadow - 07/01/2009 17:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I fell in love with a girl who used to love me. She doesn't anymore. FML

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Throwing it all away

By Anonymous - 21/02/2023 22:00

Today, I tried telling the girl I like how I feel about her. Little does she know I broke up a 6-year relationship for her. We're "just friends” she says. FML

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By the other man - 28/08/2013 03:11 - United States - Fort Smith

Today, I learned that the girl I've been seeing for 6 months is actually married. She just dates me when her husband is pissing her off. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/07/2015 19:29 - Canada - Winnipeg

Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He replied by telling me to fuck off. FML

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By Recluse - 21/11/2014 18:18

Today, the girl I'd been dating online for 6 months told me she was a guy. I said it was alright, and that I was still in love. Then she confessed she really was a girl, and was just trying to make me dump her so she wouldn't be the "bad guy". FML

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By Anonymous - 17/01/2015 19:00 - United States - Bowler

Today, my girlfriend asked me not to love her so much, so she doesn't have to try so hard to match my love for her. What the fuck? FML

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DynamicDave 11

Monday 28 December 2009 9:07

What a bitch. You don't need her.

redbluegreen 40

Monday 28 December 2009 9:14

Six years? Cripes man! Unless you're the best friend, either bugger off or get the hint. I'd have said the exact same thing, honestly.

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pstrommen 3

Sunday 14 March 2010 7:34

yah take the hint and move on... sad but necessary

NickM265 3

Wednesday 7 July 2010 3:01

Wow. 6 years?!

rnath23 4

Monday 12 July 2010 22:40

Sure doesn't sound like it was a secret.

salyssac 3

Friday 24 June 2011 0:19

you should have gotten balls years ago and told her how you felt! then you wouldn't have had this fml moment!

SuperrrmanLuvaa 3

Tuesday 28 June 2011 17:57

she ain't worth it.

SuperrrmanLuvaa 3

Tuesday 28 June 2011 18:01

she ain't worth it.

jinxdbry 0

Friday 1 July 2011 16:01

. At least she's not taking advantage of you. Some girls would do that.

imani132 6

Saturday 30 July 2011 3:14

sum wrong wit her, I'd love to have a Dude like you ?

DomoLaDii 8

Friday 2 September 2011 22:23

damn what a bitch....lol HARSH!!!!

WadeWilson_fml 6

Wednesday 19 October 2011 18:10

6 years? That's disturbing. No means no, no one likes stalkers.

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