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By notenoughunderwearintheworld - 21/07/2013 20:54 - South Africa - Durban

Today, the great deal on my new apartment has turned into a nightmare. I keep hearing extremely weird sounds almost every night, and when I tried taking pics of the place today, my camera's face recognition feature kept activating, but only in my bedroom. I'm scared shitless. FML

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By SleeplessInDenver - 02/09/2019 06:00 - United States - Denver

Today, I moved into my brand new apartment, only to discover that there is an annoying, constant hum coming from the ceiling above my bed. FML

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By Boo - 14/07/2011 08:59 - United Kingdom

Today, my new neighbor informed me with great relish that the house I have just bought is haunted because 30 years ago a man shot himself in the kitchen. I'm now paying a huge mortgage on a house I'm frightened to be alone in. FML

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Who goes there?

By Anonymous - 09/01/2021 23:01

Today, I live in a studio and I can hear really weird noises coming from my neighbours, my walls, my floor and even inside, without knowing what did fall/scratch/move. I seriously wonder if someone lives hidden in the walls. I don't know if I should call the cops, a psychiatrist or an exorcist. FML

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Freaked out

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Hightstown

Today, after moving into my new house, I woke up to strange sounds coming from the kitchen. I panicked and started sobbing, convinced it was either a robbery or a home invasion. Turned out it was just my cat. FML

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By Ghettogirl4life - 12/07/2011 13:34 - United States

Today, I moved into my new apartment. My neighbor is apparently crazy and thinks I'm trying to 'steal' her husband. She watches me and is super paranoid. I have a two year lease. FML

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By fsfs - 17/08/2013 16:27 - Germany - Kiel

Today, I went downstairs a little after midnight to grab a snack, and in the dark hallway, I clearly saw a small child walk into the kitchen. I was freaked out, but I followed him in. There was nobody in the room. I'm now too scared to sleep, and am seriously considering moving house. FML

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By haunted - 24/11/2011 20:30 - United Kingdom

Today, I was walking to the kitchen in the dark. Something caught my eye and I turned to see a man standing in the corner, clear as day. I jumped and closed my eyes for a split second. When I opened them, he was nowhere to be seen. I'm now terrified to live in my own home. FML

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By mdsfkljsfsdrewr - 03/06/2014 19:01 - Lebanon - Beirut

Today, less than a day after my cranky downstairs neighbor passed away, I woke up to banging sounds against his apartment ceiling, like the ones he used to make whenever I walked around during the night. I'm shitting myself in fear. FML

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By Shutup! - 31/10/2014 10:42 - United Kingdom - London

Today, the fire alarm keeps going off at my apartment. Not only is the noise ear-piercingly loud enough to wake the entire neighbourhood, there's also a big flashing red light in case the deafening sound isn't enough. This is my day off. It's going on all day. FML

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By firebombtimEFUCKERS - 29/09/2012 16:32 - United States

Today, I finally managed to sleep, after two days of being kept awake by the miniature floodlights my neighbors have installed to scare off burglars. Only a couple of hours into my sleep, I woke up to the sound of their car being broken into. FML

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evilplatypus 38

Monday 22 July 2013 2:14

You can make a fortune with Paranormal Activity number...wait, what number is that crappy franchise up to?

TylerAnderson98 10

Monday 22 July 2013 2:16

"Yes hello, toilet? I won't be needing you anymore because I just shit myself a month's worth."

Comments

pmacxx 5

Monday 22 July 2013 14:41

That's why it was an 'amazing' deal they wanted someone to jump on the deal so they didn't have to tell you! Sorry OP.

interesting33 36

Monday 22 July 2013 14:48

Have you ever seen The Resident?

anniefml 1

Monday 22 July 2013 14:58

You're so gonna die!!!!

Raivyn_Grimm 9

Monday 22 July 2013 15:22

Burn it to the ground. Don't wait for all your furniture to suddenly be attached to the ceiling, or for your reflection to start turning all evil and creepy, or for the locked door in the basement to suddenly unlock and open by itself. Just. Burn it. And if it's one of those things that follow you all over, no matter what, just write a screenplay or something about the whole thing, and have the movie made, and live out your numbered days in style. Or... ask it what it wants, and if you can do anything to help it out and make it not-cranky. Eh. Couldn't hurt, right?

AverageJoey 18

Monday 22 July 2013 16:18

Jeff the killer

lwonderful 11

Monday 22 July 2013 17:26

Time to call Sam and Dean

imlifeless2 25

Monday 22 July 2013 18:34

who you gonna call? GHOSTBUSTERS!!!!

Prelud 9

Monday 22 July 2013 19:07

Really? Scared of ghosts? Grow te **** up you little kid.

xAna305x 6

Monday 22 July 2013 19:15

At least your not alone :P

karipandaninja 7

Monday 22 July 2013 19:17

Well it seems you guys have never been in guadalajara's haunted cementary, now that IS haunted. its called ''el panteon de belen'' you dont last much there. I was in a hunted house when I lived in texas we lasted 3 years. the ghost was a child. I heard a girls voice most times. that back door would always open we even placed a chain, 3 days later it was pulled off. oh and you could hear small footsteps running trough the house.My family is kinda used to this stuff so we just ignored it. but i could never have a sleep over. no one seem to last in my house XD