Love: Today, the guy I liked for years asked me out. I instantly said...

By harro101 - 05/03/2010 05:24 - Australia

Today, the guy I liked for years asked me out. I instantly said yes. As I was walking away, I forgot I was at the top of the stairs and fell down 20 steps. He stood at the top and laughed. FML

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By clumsy - 07/05/2013 00:45 - United States - Murfreesboro

Today, I tried to "trip" and fall into this guy I've had a crush on. I missed and fell on my face. He stepped over me and kept walking. FML

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You deserved it 54 012

By ValeyFallsAlot - 14/01/2011 14:18

Today, I fell down a flight of stairs. The guy behind me was kind enough to ask if I was okay. He then called his friends over so they could laugh at me. FML

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You deserved it 3 005

By laurisshnazzy - 07/04/2009 05:10 - United States

Today, I was walking down the street with my friend, one I walk down every day, and I saw a really cute guy nearby. I felt like I looked better than usual, so I turned my head to offer a smile, and walked right into a pole. The impact was strong enough to send me falling to the floor. FML

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You deserved it 46 909

Bad start

By Kathryn - 28/10/2021 07:59 - United States

Today, I was getting ready for school and stepped out on my porch to go wait for the bus. I literally said out loud, “Today is gonna be a good day.” I took one step and fell all the way down the stairs. FML

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You deserved it 188

By anonymous - 30/07/2014 02:36 - United States - Williamsburg

Today, I was at the beach with a group of friends, including the guy I like. As soon as we got to the beach, I ran toward the water and he chased after me. It was a beautiful moment until I looked back at him, tripped, fell on my face and slid down the beach. FML

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You deserved it 7 475

Sorry

By Awkward - 01/02/2013 22:53 - United Kingdom - Wolverhampton

Today, I tripped while walking down a large flight of stairs. As I fell forward, I instinctively reached out and grabbed onto one of the guys walking up. I ended up taking him and two other people down with me, earning myself a great many disgusted glares as I dusted myself off. FML

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You deserved it 8 038

By taob - 20/05/2012 17:11 - China - Nanning

Today, I was walking up some stairs, and I told the guy in front of me to be careful, as the handrail was loose and well-worn. I then put my hand on it, and promptly fell backwards down the stairs with a piece of handrail still in my hand. FML

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You deserved it 6 462

By Anonymous - 07/12/2009 03:32 - United States

Today, it snowed. So, a guy I like and I decided to go sledding. I really wanted to impress him by going down the hill and casually slowing down at the bottom right at his feet. Instead, I crashed into him and broke his ankle. FML

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You deserved it 35 732

By katiekat - 05/01/2010 20:24 - United States

Today, my ex looked at me for the first time in months. I felt like I could fly. Seconds later my flight ended. I fell down the stairs. FML

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You deserved it 12 659

By Anonymous - 23/01/2010 15:06 - United States

Today, the boy I've liked for the past 8 years asked me out and then dumped me when he realized that I was taller than he was. FML

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You deserved it 3 384

Anonnamus 0

Friday 5 March 2010 14:07

Well, you fell head over heels for him. Groan.

chaos753159 4

Friday 5 March 2010 14:10

Atleast u fell for him

Comments

ColdGold 6

Friday 5 March 2010 17:56

Oh that excitement ruined by feeling down the stairs.

yummy_mummy 0

Friday 5 March 2010 19:06

awww bless you, bet you wish the ground swallowed you up there and then, I know I would. you'll be laughing about it later though on your hot date

exohexoh 0

Friday 5 March 2010 19:07

Seems like he was worth the wait, hm? Forget him.

yummy_mummy 0

Friday 5 March 2010 19:10

don't forget him anyone would of laughed, it's pure slap stick comedy

blastvortex 3

Friday 5 March 2010 20:05

Wopz. I'd say that a person would have to be quite emotionally detached to avoid at least a struggle against laughing at something like that.

QTaznHawaii 0

Friday 5 March 2010 20:21

He should've atleast offered to help you back up. Seems like chivalry really is dead.

packersfan99 0

Friday 5 March 2010 21:23

Holy shit you're bitching about being laughed at, when there's people in the world that know they'll be dead in 6 months?

missmarley93 1

Saturday 6 March 2010 0:43

I hate when people say stuff like that...like "why are you complaining about breaking your arm when there's soldiers in iraq risking their lives" or "there's still not a cure for cancer" okay we know that and we acknowledge it, but there's other things to talk about besides that..it would be a depressing world if that's all we should focus on. It is indeed an fml if you find out you have 6 months to live, but not all have to be so sad or dramatic. Any fml can just be something that ruined your day.

sergio50150 0

Friday 5 March 2010 22:26

I hope the stairs were ok!!!!!!!!!!

seeimdee 0

Friday 5 March 2010 23:27

haha that's what I call "falling" for him (;

seeimdee 0

Friday 5 March 2010 23:30

clumsy cause I'm "falling" inloooove(;

nobridgejustwate 0

Saturday 6 March 2010 19:18

Fergie reference has too much Fergie. You thought you were being cute, but.... you weren't. Please take your multiple vowels and winky faces and vacate.