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By harro101 - 05/03/2010 05:24 - Australia

Today, the guy I liked for years asked me out. I instantly said yes. As I was walking away, I forgot I was at the top of the stairs and fell down 20 steps. He stood at the top and laughed. FML

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You deserved it 6 201

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By clumsy - 07/05/2013 00:45 - United States - Murfreesboro

Today, I tried to "trip" and fall into this guy I've had a crush on. I missed and fell on my face. He stepped over me and kept walking. FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 848

You deserved it 54 012

By ValeyFallsAlot - 14/01/2011 14:18

Today, I fell down a flight of stairs. The guy behind me was kind enough to ask if I was okay. He then called his friends over so they could laugh at me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 882

You deserved it 3 005

By laurisshnazzy - 07/04/2009 05:10 - United States

Today, I was walking down the street with my friend, one I walk down every day, and I saw a really cute guy nearby. I felt like I looked better than usual, so I turned my head to offer a smile, and walked right into a pole. The impact was strong enough to send me falling to the floor. FML

I agree, your life sucks 20 178

You deserved it 46 909

Bad start

By Kathryn - 28/10/2021 07:59 - United States

Today, I was getting ready for school and stepped out on my porch to go wait for the bus. I literally said out loud, “Today is gonna be a good day.” I took one step and fell all the way down the stairs. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 022

You deserved it 188

By anonymous - 30/07/2014 02:36 - United States - Williamsburg

Today, I was at the beach with a group of friends, including the guy I like. As soon as we got to the beach, I ran toward the water and he chased after me. It was a beautiful moment until I looked back at him, tripped, fell on my face and slid down the beach. FML

I agree, your life sucks 44 030

You deserved it 7 475

Sorry

By Awkward - 01/02/2013 22:53 - United Kingdom - Wolverhampton

Today, I tripped while walking down a large flight of stairs. As I fell forward, I instinctively reached out and grabbed onto one of the guys walking up. I ended up taking him and two other people down with me, earning myself a great many disgusted glares as I dusted myself off. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 315

You deserved it 8 038

By taob - 20/05/2012 17:11 - China - Nanning

Today, I was walking up some stairs, and I told the guy in front of me to be careful, as the handrail was loose and well-worn. I then put my hand on it, and promptly fell backwards down the stairs with a piece of handrail still in my hand. FML

I agree, your life sucks 21 387

You deserved it 6 462

By Anonymous - 07/12/2009 03:32 - United States

Today, it snowed. So, a guy I like and I decided to go sledding. I really wanted to impress him by going down the hill and casually slowing down at the bottom right at his feet. Instead, I crashed into him and broke his ankle. FML

I agree, your life sucks 10 844

You deserved it 35 732

By katiekat - 05/01/2010 20:24 - United States

Today, my ex looked at me for the first time in months. I felt like I could fly. Seconds later my flight ended. I fell down the stairs. FML

I agree, your life sucks 24 956

You deserved it 12 659

By Anonymous - 23/01/2010 15:06 - United States

Today, the boy I've liked for the past 8 years asked me out and then dumped me when he realized that I was taller than he was. FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 570

You deserved it 3 384

Anonnamus 0

Friday 5 March 2010 14:07

Well, you fell head over heels for him. Groan.

chaos753159 4

Friday 5 March 2010 14:10

Atleast u fell for him

Comments

chandlerthedog 0

Friday 5 March 2010 14:24

tards need boyfriends to I guess...

applesmoothiee 2

Friday 5 March 2010 14:50

omg lyk ur supposed 2 sai 'too'. grammer nazis ftw

chandlerthedog 0

Friday 5 March 2010 15:00

I'm lazy....

ImaginaryFoe 0

Friday 5 March 2010 15:02

#29 Irony FTW

ImaginaryFoe 0

Friday 5 March 2010 15:48

Hmmm, where is pendatic?

unpossible 26

Saturday 6 March 2010 7:01

I don't know. But I imagine Pendatic peeking out at the computer monitor from between index and second finger saying, "Oh, no you 'dih-ent'!" but with an exaggerated Mexican accent for fun's sake. Hey, while we're at it, let's put that computer monitor in a hot air balloon flying over a river bed of snapping crocodiles with a volcano on the horizon spewing hot lava. "Pendatic: Protector of the Mistakenly Corrected FML Masses ~ Real Life Action Adventurer ~ Master of Disguise"

unpossible 26

Saturday 6 March 2010 7:11

PS: I hate when horizons spew things. Sorry, for the mixed modifier due to severe comma FAILS and a quick snack break when I should have been proofreading...Mmmm, ginger snaps.

ImaginaryFoe 0

Sunday 7 March 2010 1:14

unpossible, I heart you! But you may want to take it easy on the cookies as I think you're having a bit of a sugar rush.

youthink_fml 0

Friday 5 March 2010 14:30

I've noticed that people walk like they drive. People that don't pay attention to their surroundings when walking, don't do it driving either. You must be hell behind the wheel.

GYLF 0

Friday 5 March 2010 14:36

At the same time, #17s icon demonstrates the damage that can be done when one is /too/ aware of their surroundings. (:

RussianWolf 0

Friday 5 March 2010 14:45

Lulz

Giorgio272 2

Friday 5 March 2010 14:47

Let me guess. Your a blonde.

Hobo_stickfigure 0

Friday 5 March 2010 14:47

lol I woulda ran and help you then laughed while I was helping, because everyone has to admit it's funny when people get hurt accidentally.

aussie_girl_fml_fml 0

Friday 5 March 2010 14:48

i would laugh too, if i saw someone "feeling" their way down stairs. what a freak.

juicyrebel 0

Saturday 6 March 2010 2:55

haha

QTp13 10

Friday 5 March 2010 14:53

'Feeling up' stairs is one thing, feeling them down..... that's just plain rude o_O But on a more serious note OP, that does suck. But don't take him too seriously - he's a man ;)