Love: Today, the guy I've been texting told me he loved me and he couldn't...

By Anonymous. - 31/12/2009 05:23 - United States

Today, the guy I've been texting told me he loved me and he couldn't wait to make me his wife, and he couldn't wait for us to have kids and grow old together. I've only known him for 3 days. FML

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By anonymous - 29/12/2009 01:21 - United States

Today, my boyfriend called me 80 times in 5 minutes. I had previously told him I was with my friends. He left me a voicemail proposing saying he loved me to death and he was crying. We've been dating for a week. FML

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Today, after many weeks of talking to this guy over the phone for hours on end and establishing that we both had feelings for the other, we met in person. He saw me, got an "emergency text," and hasn't talked to me since. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/04/2009 13:35 - United States

Today, I sent my boyfriend of three and a half years a text message spilling my heart out, saying I'll love him forever, and how much I appreciate him in my life, that I want to be the mother of his children, etc. His text back to me? "Are you drunk?!?" FML

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By howtragic - 17/08/2011 12:13 - Australia

Today, my husband wrote all these wonderful romantic messages to me via Facebook, proclaiming his love to me in front of all my friends and family. Too bad he hasn't spoken to me in "real life" for almost 3 weeks. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/09/2009 10:53 - United States

Today, my best friend, the man who I've been in love with for nine years, finally told me he loves me and wants to spend the rest of his life with me. Unfortunately, it was while he was using me to practice proposing to his girlfriend. FML

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Thursday 31 December 2009 13:52

Looks like that guy has known you for more than 3 days..

lynzykins 0

Thursday 31 December 2009 14:31

Some people have to wait years for their partner to say something like this. Count yourself lucky... and then change your number.

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dangletsbang21 0

Saturday 2 January 2010 3:18

dump him and change your name :)

Missymeenie24 0

Saturday 2 January 2010 7:29

Your name by any chance zeinab from Michigan

KarmaLanding 0

Saturday 2 January 2010 11:15

I had a guy give me the "You complete me" slimy smarm from that stupid Tom Cruise movie at the end of our second (and last) date. The "****-off" e-mail I sent him left scorch marks on the inside of my monitor. Ditch the creep, do it hard, and be as vicious as you want to be.