By Anonymous. - 31/12/2009 05:23 - United States

Today, the guy I've been texting told me he loved me and he couldn't wait to make me his wife, and he couldn't wait for us to have kids and grow old together. I've only known him for 3 days. FML
I agree, your life sucks 33 620
You deserved it 5 023

Same thing different taste

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loooooooooool_fml 1

Looks like that guy has known you for more than 3 days..

lynzykins 0

Some people have to wait years for their partner to say something like this. Count yourself lucky... and then change your number.

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Hermitcrab 0

Maybe someone stole his phone and it's a prank. or his computer...whichever.

I know of a similar individual...STAY AWAY FAR FAR AWAY!!

susieKiute 0

i saw a story here on FML a few days ago exactly like this one

flemhead 0

red alert!!!! stage 5 clinger. we have a stage 5 clinger here. haha

sammyRachelle 0

I have that problem. As several people have said RUN AWAYYYY!!!!!!! It only gets worse.

ImShamazingHun 0

wow,... it took a week for the guy I texted to say something even close to that lmao xD tell him to stop texting you, trust me, it will never work. esrcially if he lives far away =/

go to ifuckedyourmom.webs.com it's awesome

Rebecca1993 0

Jeez it took the guy that I've been talking to nearly a month to say he even liked me lol