Love: Today, the guy I've been texting told me he loved me and he couldn't...

By Anonymous. - 31/12/2009 05:23 - United States

Today, the guy I've been texting told me he loved me and he couldn't wait to make me his wife, and he couldn't wait for us to have kids and grow old together. I've only known him for 3 days. FML

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Today, I sent my boyfriend of three and a half years a text message spilling my heart out, saying I'll love him forever, and how much I appreciate him in my life, that I want to be the mother of his children, etc. His text back to me? "Are you drunk?!?" FML

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Today, my husband wrote all these wonderful romantic messages to me via Facebook, proclaiming his love to me in front of all my friends and family. Too bad he hasn't spoken to me in "real life" for almost 3 weeks. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/09/2009 10:53 - United States

Today, my best friend, the man who I've been in love with for nine years, finally told me he loves me and wants to spend the rest of his life with me. Unfortunately, it was while he was using me to practice proposing to his girlfriend. FML

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Thursday 31 December 2009 13:52

Looks like that guy has known you for more than 3 days..

lynzykins 0

Thursday 31 December 2009 14:31

Some people have to wait years for their partner to say something like this. Count yourself lucky... and then change your number.

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GiRIsMakingCupca 0

Thursday 31 December 2009 16:26

he luvs u and that's all that matters rite?...

Opiton1 0

Thursday 31 December 2009 16:48

I wonder if this (assuming it's even real) wasn't just a clever way for the guy to get out of having to continue texting someone he wasn't interested in at all. In other words, act as crazy as a loon to drive the OP away. Sounds like a clever, legitimate tactic to me. Neil

Tamara2011 0

Thursday 31 December 2009 17:25

haha sucks shouldn't talk to strangers or creepers watch out this one must be a stalker

cryssycakesx3 22

Tuesday 4 March 2014 8:28

why does he "must be a stalker?"

capthavoc123 0

Thursday 31 December 2009 17:33

So you've known a guy for three days and you gave him your phone number? I have to say that you deserve every bit of this.

cryssycakesx3 22

Tuesday 4 March 2014 8:35

people in bars have sex quicker than that. euch.

CreepyStalker 0

Thursday 31 December 2009 17:37

Awwww come on guys, give the poor dude a break! Sometimes you get so caught up in the way a girl has been texting you that you let it slip! Is that really so wrong? I feel for that guy from the bottom of me heart. Stay strong dude! You'll find someone eventually!

girlygirl666 0

Thursday 31 December 2009 18:50

Yeah! Listen to the creepy stalker....hahah

JakeH008 0

Thursday 31 December 2009 17:44

LMAO!!! He didn't like this chick so he came up with a perfect way to get her to stop talking to him.

bpepz 0

Thursday 31 December 2009 17:48

this guy just played you.

lolluv 0

Thursday 31 December 2009 18:02

did u meet him online? lol at least u know he's not gonna cheat on u

Emperor_Jim 0

Thursday 31 December 2009 18:10

Texting is ******* stupid. YDI.

germylew 0

Thursday 31 December 2009 18:20

hahahaa, the same thing happened to me. but this loser kid moves all the way cross country to cali ( i didnt even know he did lol ). && then calls me out of the blue. i want to marry you i will mail you the ring. me - uhhh I dont like you at all. byee. Him - call you again tomorrow ? hes called me everyday for a week. i no longer answer. : ) && he's probably just some dumb kid who thinks girls want to hear that. but we really just think your a creeper.