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By op-poopy - 22/04/2011 14:26 - Canada

Today, the landlord of our building constructed a bathroom in the space under the stairs, outside my office, on the other side of a thin wall. He must have some kind of bowel disorder, because now I get to hear the sounds of his loud, wet and gassy pooping several times per day. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/09/2011 18:52 - United States

Today, at work while on the toilet, somebody came into the stall next to me and gave a loud play by play of every fart, plop, and grunt. He then asked loudly who I was and when I didn't answer put his head under the stall to look at me. FML

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By teaspoonzz - 25/10/2017 15:00

Today, I walked into the ladies' bathroom to find my male boss taking a dump with the stall door wide open. FML

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Friday 22 April 2011 19:15

FYL. That's pretty nasty. You should stand outside the bathroom and clap when he's done. Maybe he won't want to use the bathroom anymore after you do that a few times.

docscientist 9

Friday 22 April 2011 23:33

With pleasure.

Comments

muffpuncher 0

Friday 22 April 2011 19:37

you should tap on the wall everytime he's dropping a deuce.

lmaoatall 6

Friday 22 April 2011 19:57

just be gratefull he didn't attach the fart fan vents to run through your office area. that would be when the shit hit the fan for me!

Nimmrodel 11

Friday 22 April 2011 19:58

Clever stuff.

lmaoatall 6

Friday 22 April 2011 20:05

my husbands in construction, I know these things!

Nimmrodel 11

Friday 22 April 2011 20:20

I thought they were extractor fans. :p

lmaoatall 6

Friday 22 April 2011 20:31

exhaust fans, yeah but I like fart fans.

MissEmma_fml 22

Friday 22 April 2011 21:12

Get a job. Then you won't be in all day.

Ronan_k 0

Saturday 23 April 2011 7:51

Well if OP is in his/her 'office' then they are most likely self employed or just work from home.

Sparx1_1 16

Friday 22 April 2011 21:25

If your description is literally accurate then he probably does have a bowel disease. Gross but not his fault - get some speaker's for your iPod and try to ignore it.

SeedlessMe 13

Friday 22 April 2011 21:34

I totally feel your pain! I sit right near the men's room at work and I get to hear it all day long too!.... At least I can play music.. Ugh

Give_Linux_A_Go 28

Friday 22 April 2011 22:38

that really sucks OP, but presumably he can't help it (plus he's probably really embarrassed about it)... tell him I guess? or, just invest in a subwoofer