By Anonymous - 25/01/2012 02:58 - United States

Today, the office tough guy learned how to use the fire extinguisher. On me. I wasn't on fire. FML
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kyuuketsukikurai 8

On the plus side, you've got great reason to get the "office tough guy" fired.

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DalPozzo13 10

He must think you're hot

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CallMeMcFeelii 13

Big man, little brain.

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fmessiah 19

Punish him subtly. Little things like putting a quarter inside his office phone, one a week until you can't fit anymore and then removing them so he smacks his head with the phone. Smearing a thin layer of vasoline on his car door handle. Pouring a small amount of water with food dye in it on his chair, just enough to be moist but not damp so he can't feel it but when he stands his damp patch on his pants are visible. ********** into your hand on your break and pat him on the back saying well done. Find out where he lives and have an affair with his gf/wife/bf/daughter (most age and orientation appropriate). Murder his parents. Have sex with his dog. Break into his house and break a water pipe that will cause a lot of damage before being noticed. etc.

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phatdaddy62 23

Messiah, that was awfully goddamn long winded!

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mstangchck 9

Sounds like you have experience in this.

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ssgvegasboi22 1

Remind me stay on your good side.

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fatalwish 6

Holy shit ... Your brutal

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idiothater1 4

I was agreeing nice with that till the dog bit...

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Michael_92 20

Don't **** with this guy people lol

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absolutegrrr 7

I love how breaking the water pipe comes after 'murder his parents'.

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DayAndNite 8

This comment was better than the FML I just read.

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daniel1991 0

From this day forth i shall respect you forever!

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5HT2A 5

Maybe he was trying to blow you away with his charm because you're just that scorching hot. Or maybe he was just trying to get rid of you as fast as possible, either way the "tough guy" is a weirdo.

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MandyMeow_fml 18

And that's when you eat his lunch out of the office fridge..

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fatalwish 6

Im pretty shure a kick to the balls would both remedy your situation and fix an attitude ... Or two

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mandarine_fml 3

you had to say "yes baby I'm all on fire from your eyes" and rape him in an office chair with this extinguisher

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ZielZone 4

WTF?? What juvenile company do you work for that actually tolerates an "office tough guy"??? Grow a pair and wave politely as your HR rep escorts him off the property.

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