By Anonymous - 25/01/2012 02:58 - United States

Today, the office tough guy learned how to use the fire extinguisher. On me. I wasn't on fire. FML
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kyuuketsukikurai 8

On the plus side, you've got great reason to get the "office tough guy" fired.

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DalPozzo13 10

He must think you're hot

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GloomyJester 8

Could have been worse. Imagine if you were, actually, on fire.

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OfficeNinja 5

Learn how to file a grievance. Then learn how to take the rest of the day off with pay, to make an emergency eye doctor (or whatever) appointment and/or change clothes (if its a dry chemical extinguisher). Then file a complaint against the guy for unprofessional behavior and maybe even tip off the fire inspector that now is a good time for am inspection. Then have a really good "I'm sorry you lost your job" comment ready for the asshole.

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Johnny6speed 0

How does a tattoo on the inside of my lip bear any relevance to my comment? You sir are the dumbass

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808Boyo 4

Yeah you ****** up dude...

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geod69 8

Yeah but you must be hot

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L1v3_L0v3_Lau9h 18

I've always wondered what it would feel like to be sprayed with a fire extinguisher. It probably wouldn't be a very pleasant experience though.

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tek9tim 3

"Office Tough Guy" isn't that an oxymoron?

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arniebrah 8

Put a tac on his chair.. But make sure he's sitting under a lamp, and he's got a solid desk

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SlickWillyTFCF 5

You should have grabbed the fire extinguisher and swung it as hard as you could into his face. Broken jaws make people thing about the dumb shit they just did.

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