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By J.Smith - 15/01/2009 16:12 - France

Today, the only girl I really loved said to me: I want you to be the father of my child, but I don't want to be your girlfriend. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 021

You deserved it 2 198

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By Anonymous - 05/10/2018 12:00

Today, the girl of my dreams, the one person I've met in my life that I could see myself spending the rest of it with, told me she loves me. She then specifically added "...but not in that way, so we could never be together." FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 953

You deserved it 275

Flip-flopping

By Brandenn J Moore - 11/07/2021 04:01

Today, my girlfriend, who I've been living with for the last month, told me she's not attracted to me and wants to see other people. She told me this after months of dating and telling me she was thinking about having a child with me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 026

You deserved it 94

By just_friends - 27/10/2010 17:19 - United States

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She said she wanted to stay just friends. Not only did I get denied, apparently we're also "just friends." FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 348

You deserved it 3 597

By DumbFace714 - 14/02/2015 01:43 - United States - Santa Ana

Today, my friend told me she wanted to get pregnant. I thought that was good news, but then she said she wanted my boyfriend to be the father of her baby. FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 879

You deserved it 2 820

By Anonymous - 24/09/2011 23:01 - United States

Today, I found out that my ex-girlfriend, the girl I completely love, is now dating my father. She tried giving me the "I know I'm not your mother..." speech. FML

I agree, your life sucks 58 810

You deserved it 3 012

By Chewy - 05/01/2010 10:45 - United Kingdom

Today, after my girlfriend telling me for years that she would marry me in a heartbeat, I finally proposed. She said no. FML

I agree, your life sucks 45 562

You deserved it 4 271

By Nuts - 07/11/2015 02:55 - Canada - Grimsby

Today, my daughter told me she wanted to divorce me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 24 710

You deserved it 3 166

By Faxshadow - 07/01/2009 17:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I fell in love with a girl who used to love me. She doesn't anymore. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 650

You deserved it 19 449

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By Anonymous - 15/07/2023 22:00 - United States - Nampa

Today, the girl I really thought I had feelings for told me she kissed me on the cheek because I’m a sweet person, but she doesn’t want to be my partner. FML

I agree, your life sucks 638

You deserved it 192

By Anonymous - 27/01/2016 17:11 - United States - Minneapolis

Today, my girlfriend told me she loved me for the first time. Unfortunately, it was her way of saying that she didn't want to lose me after cheating on me yesterday. FML

I agree, your life sucks 23 744

You deserved it 1 491

bored724 0

Saturday 21 March 2009 21:17

SHE WANTS TO MARRY YOU!!!! God how much more obvious could it be

ilovechocochipz 0

Monday 8 March 2010 4:42

how r u agreein with 11 if ur 5?? 11 hasnt been posted yet.... HOLY SH*T PHSYCIC!!!!!!

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LithiumJoker 7

Thursday 10 November 2011 23:18

um, hey assholes. I'm pretty sure he means that she doesn't want to be with him at all. not that she wants to be his wife. stop being stupid ***** and cut the guy some slack. holy damn

renesme101 0

Friday 25 November 2011 23:17

GirlHoeForSale 0

Sunday 1 January 2012 18:55

Marrying Time!

hayeswashere 2

Tuesday 10 January 2012 5:12

Simple, marry her and you won't be a boyfriend anymore.

ImafukNskittleYO 4

Thursday 2 February 2012 18:21

make her your wife. that's all it meant. ;)

merrielp 13

Friday 11 May 2012 6:39

Never works that way. Child Support.

mrfuzzywiggles 11

Thursday 9 August 2012 15:07

Maybe he's goo looking but not her type, but she wants we kids to look like him.

Carabez1228 5

Thursday 16 August 2012 7:33

You just got "Baby Daddy-Zoned" my friend..

kemando 22

Thursday 6 September 2012 0:10

At least she's DTF right?

Grauncho 27

Tuesday 30 October 2012 6:15

Doesn't matter had sex.

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