Love: Today, the only girl I really loved said to me: I want you to...

By J.Smith - 15/01/2009 16:12 - France

Today, the only girl I really loved said to me: I want you to be the father of my child, but I don't want to be your girlfriend. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/10/2018 12:00

Today, the girl of my dreams, the one person I've met in my life that I could see myself spending the rest of it with, told me she loves me. She then specifically added "...but not in that way, so we could never be together." FML

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You deserved it 275

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By Brandenn J Moore - 11/07/2021 04:01

Today, my girlfriend, who I've been living with for the last month, told me she's not attracted to me and wants to see other people. She told me this after months of dating and telling me she was thinking about having a child with me. FML

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You deserved it 94

By just_friends - 27/10/2010 17:19 - United States

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She said she wanted to stay just friends. Not only did I get denied, apparently we're also "just friends." FML

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You deserved it 3 597

By DumbFace714 - 14/02/2015 01:43 - United States - Santa Ana

Today, my friend told me she wanted to get pregnant. I thought that was good news, but then she said she wanted my boyfriend to be the father of her baby. FML

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You deserved it 2 820

By Anonymous - 24/09/2011 23:01 - United States

Today, I found out that my ex-girlfriend, the girl I completely love, is now dating my father. She tried giving me the "I know I'm not your mother..." speech. FML

I agree, your life sucks 58 806

You deserved it 3 012

By Chewy - 05/01/2010 10:45 - United Kingdom

Today, after my girlfriend telling me for years that she would marry me in a heartbeat, I finally proposed. She said no. FML

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You deserved it 4 271

By Nuts - 07/11/2015 02:55 - Canada - Grimsby

Today, my daughter told me she wanted to divorce me. FML

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You deserved it 3 166

By Faxshadow - 07/01/2009 17:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I fell in love with a girl who used to love me. She doesn't anymore. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 649

You deserved it 19 447

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By Anonymous - 15/07/2023 22:00 - United States - Nampa

Today, the girl I really thought I had feelings for told me she kissed me on the cheek because I’m a sweet person, but she doesn’t want to be my partner. FML

I agree, your life sucks 636

You deserved it 192

By Anonymous - 27/01/2016 17:11 - United States - Minneapolis

Today, my girlfriend told me she loved me for the first time. Unfortunately, it was her way of saying that she didn't want to lose me after cheating on me yesterday. FML

I agree, your life sucks 23 743

You deserved it 1 490

bored724 0

Saturday 21 March 2009 21:17

SHE WANTS TO MARRY YOU!!!! God how much more obvious could it be

ilovechocochipz 0

Monday 8 March 2010 4:42

how r u agreein with 11 if ur 5?? 11 hasnt been posted yet.... HOLY SH*T PHSYCIC!!!!!!

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skyler_kitttyyy 0

Saturday 18 December 2010 0:20

PREPOSE DUNNIE!!!!!!

BluePanda114 0

Monday 7 February 2011 11:40

Well shes not going to be your girlfriend if your married and have a kid. :3

rainbabyrain 3

Sunday 3 April 2011 2:24

she more then likely means she wants to get married.

spearodude 0

Wednesday 18 May 2011 17:54

maybe she just wants to be your wife? in which case there is no problem and your life doesn't deserve to be f***ed.

graka 0

Tuesday 14 June 2011 20:58

...What?

j4gerb0mblitz 6

Tuesday 28 June 2011 16:46

did she wrap her legs around you and yelled " BE THE FATHER OF MY CHILDREN"?

Carlson_Jin 0

Monday 4 July 2011 9:29

Well, who the hell said anything about a WIFE?!

dirtbiker3325_fml 0

Saturday 6 August 2011 6:25

the only girlfriend you REALLY love? what about the others you kinda love?

kyliebear 15

Sunday 7 August 2011 8:52

"I want you to be the father of my child, but I don't want to be your girlfriend. I want to be your wife." :)

nickgman2222 0

Sunday 25 September 2011 2:12

Well the important thing is that she has no objections of getting it with you. Silver lining!

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