Love: Today, the only girl I really loved said to me: I want you to...

By J.Smith - 15/01/2009 16:12 - France

Today, the only girl I really loved said to me: I want you to be the father of my child, but I don't want to be your girlfriend. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 018

You deserved it 2 197

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Same thing different taste

By Anonymous - 05/10/2018 12:00

Today, the girl of my dreams, the one person I've met in my life that I could see myself spending the rest of it with, told me she loves me. She then specifically added "...but not in that way, so we could never be together." FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 952

You deserved it 275

Flip-flopping

By Brandenn J Moore - 11/07/2021 04:01

Today, my girlfriend, who I've been living with for the last month, told me she's not attracted to me and wants to see other people. She told me this after months of dating and telling me she was thinking about having a child with me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 025

You deserved it 94

By just_friends - 27/10/2010 17:19 - United States

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She said she wanted to stay just friends. Not only did I get denied, apparently we're also "just friends." FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 347

You deserved it 3 597

By DumbFace714 - 14/02/2015 01:43 - United States - Santa Ana

Today, my friend told me she wanted to get pregnant. I thought that was good news, but then she said she wanted my boyfriend to be the father of her baby. FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 878

You deserved it 2 820

By Anonymous - 24/09/2011 23:01 - United States

Today, I found out that my ex-girlfriend, the girl I completely love, is now dating my father. She tried giving me the "I know I'm not your mother..." speech. FML

I agree, your life sucks 58 806

You deserved it 3 012

By Chewy - 05/01/2010 10:45 - United Kingdom

Today, after my girlfriend telling me for years that she would marry me in a heartbeat, I finally proposed. She said no. FML

I agree, your life sucks 45 559

You deserved it 4 271

By Nuts - 07/11/2015 02:55 - Canada - Grimsby

Today, my daughter told me she wanted to divorce me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 24 707

You deserved it 3 166

By Faxshadow - 07/01/2009 17:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I fell in love with a girl who used to love me. She doesn't anymore. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 649

You deserved it 19 447

Many such cases

By Anonymous - 15/07/2023 22:00 - United States - Nampa

Today, the girl I really thought I had feelings for told me she kissed me on the cheek because I’m a sweet person, but she doesn’t want to be my partner. FML

I agree, your life sucks 636

You deserved it 192

By Anonymous - 27/01/2016 17:11 - United States - Minneapolis

Today, my girlfriend told me she loved me for the first time. Unfortunately, it was her way of saying that she didn't want to lose me after cheating on me yesterday. FML

I agree, your life sucks 23 743

You deserved it 1 490

bored724 0

Saturday 21 March 2009 21:17

SHE WANTS TO MARRY YOU!!!! God how much more obvious could it be

ilovechocochipz 0

Monday 8 March 2010 4:42

how r u agreein with 11 if ur 5?? 11 hasnt been posted yet.... HOLY SH*T PHSYCIC!!!!!!

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KingreX32 21

Friday 19 April 2013 3:37

ITS A TRAP! RUN!

Brynn9117 0

Friday 26 April 2013 19:36

What?!

The_9th_Doctor 18

Saturday 7 September 2013 6:07

better than nothing

darkfireflame 15

Saturday 19 October 2013 6:19

"Bye Bitch."

SlightOfHand 5

Tuesday 7 January 2014 5:41

she want to marry you, dude. not that complicate. not a fyl, its and fhl.

Perry85 42

Friday 24 January 2014 18:35

Doesn't matter had sex

kelizabethb0704 22

Tuesday 15 April 2014 23:44

Hello sperm donor

alicia_fml_fml 3

Thursday 24 July 2014 15:49

She don't give any sense LOL

Solano2580 24

Saturday 18 October 2014 17:56

Maybe she wants marriage?

tuxedoandex 28

Saturday 22 November 2014 19:02

what

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Today, I realized that my boyfriend does not stop by my apartment to give me a kiss between classes. He is actually stopping by between his classes to steal my condoms because he is too cheap to pay for them when he cheats on me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 68 499

You deserved it 5 679

Today, after getting dumped by my boyfriend, I tried to find comfort in one of my closest friends. He embraced me while I struggled against tears, and after a few moments of silence said, "Hey, you know what? I would fuck you anytime. Anytime." FML

I agree, your life sucks 39 235

You deserved it 10 106

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Today, I found out why the rent is so cheap in my new house. Apparently the previous tenants violated their lease by keeping illegal exotic pets. They responded to fines and eviction by letting all the animals loose in the basement, like the (admittedly gorgeous) albino cobra I found curled on my laundry. FML

I agree, your life sucks 9 651

You deserved it 721

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. As soon as I began to climax, he started repeatedly asking, "Are you done? Are you done yet? Are you done?" Well, NOW I am. Thanks, honey. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 151

You deserved it 4 291

Today, I dropped my kid into a crowded wishing fountain instead of a coin. FML

I agree, your life sucks 24 738

You deserved it 40 748

Today, I told my husband we should try go vegan for a while to see if there were any health benefits. He threw me over his shoulder and put me outside, because, “crazy plant ladies live outside with the other vegetables.” FML

I agree, your life sucks 249

You deserved it 996

Today, a bee landed on my leg. I didn't realize it was there until my friend yelled out, "Bee!" kicked me in the leg, and ran off. I fell to the ground screaming and clutching my leg. She missed the bee and it still stung me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 575

You deserved it 2 940

Today, I stopped at the gas station to fill up my tank and get some snacks. I paid the cashier, then got back into my car, totally forgetting to pump the $50 worth of fuel I'd just prepaid for. Too bad I didn't realize until my car came to a sputtering stop about a mile down the road. FML

I agree, your life sucks 39 801

You deserved it 22 646

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