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By J.Smith - 15/01/2009 16:12 - France

Today, the only girl I really loved said to me: I want you to be the father of my child, but I don't want to be your girlfriend. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/10/2018 12:00

Today, the girl of my dreams, the one person I've met in my life that I could see myself spending the rest of it with, told me she loves me. She then specifically added "...but not in that way, so we could never be together." FML

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By Brandenn J Moore - 11/07/2021 04:01

Today, my girlfriend, who I've been living with for the last month, told me she's not attracted to me and wants to see other people. She told me this after months of dating and telling me she was thinking about having a child with me. FML

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By just_friends - 27/10/2010 17:19 - United States

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She said she wanted to stay just friends. Not only did I get denied, apparently we're also "just friends." FML

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By DumbFace714 - 14/02/2015 01:43 - United States - Santa Ana

Today, my friend told me she wanted to get pregnant. I thought that was good news, but then she said she wanted my boyfriend to be the father of her baby. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/09/2011 23:01 - United States

Today, I found out that my ex-girlfriend, the girl I completely love, is now dating my father. She tried giving me the "I know I'm not your mother..." speech. FML

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By Chewy - 05/01/2010 10:45 - United Kingdom

Today, after my girlfriend telling me for years that she would marry me in a heartbeat, I finally proposed. She said no. FML

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You deserved it 4 275

By Nuts - 07/11/2015 02:55 - Canada - Grimsby

Today, my daughter told me she wanted to divorce me. FML

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You deserved it 3 168

By Faxshadow - 07/01/2009 17:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I fell in love with a girl who used to love me. She doesn't anymore. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/07/2023 22:00 - United States - Nampa

Today, the girl I really thought I had feelings for told me she kissed me on the cheek because I’m a sweet person, but she doesn’t want to be my partner. FML

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You deserved it 202

By Anonymous - 27/01/2016 17:11 - United States - Minneapolis

Today, my girlfriend told me she loved me for the first time. Unfortunately, it was her way of saying that she didn't want to lose me after cheating on me yesterday. FML

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Saturday 21 March 2009 21:17

SHE WANTS TO MARRY YOU!!!! God how much more obvious could it be

ilovechocochipz 0

Monday 8 March 2010 4:42

how r u agreein with 11 if ur 5?? 11 hasnt been posted yet.... HOLY SH*T PHSYCIC!!!!!!

Comments

atomicmrpelly 2

Thursday 9 April 2009 14:08

#14, thanks for clearing that one up! lol I was about to write a huge rant about how stupid women are... I guess they are only as stupid as men!

little_musician 0

Saturday 18 April 2009 1:21

You can't make generalizations about how stupid men or women are. There are both stupid and smart people in both genders. So yes, #14, technically that would be right. Women are just as stupid as men. Men are just as stupid as women. Some people are smarter than others regardless of gender. You have proven yourself to be on the dumber end. Congratulations, you're an idiot.

Nothings_Left 0

Tuesday 28 April 2009 2:23

ummm...wife or ex-girlfriend or a **** buddy with your child

24788 6

Friday 1 May 2009 9:07

This one doesn't really make any sense. Why would a girl do that?

miss_madison 10

Thursday 26 July 2012 15:40

Maybe she wants to be a single mom. Some people want the kid side of a relationship but not the relationship itself.

metalirog21 0

Sunday 31 May 2009 22:29

man, ik wat ur going through. my ex wanted to give her a baby while we were still datin. then once she got pregnant, she dumped me. ****** crazy man, ik. hang in there.