Love: Today, the only girl I really loved said to me: I want you to...

By J.Smith - 15/01/2009 16:12 - France

Today, the only girl I really loved said to me: I want you to be the father of my child, but I don't want to be your girlfriend. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 021

You deserved it 2 198

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By Anonymous - 05/10/2018 12:00

Today, the girl of my dreams, the one person I've met in my life that I could see myself spending the rest of it with, told me she loves me. She then specifically added "...but not in that way, so we could never be together." FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 953

You deserved it 275

Flip-flopping

By Brandenn J Moore - 11/07/2021 04:01

Today, my girlfriend, who I've been living with for the last month, told me she's not attracted to me and wants to see other people. She told me this after months of dating and telling me she was thinking about having a child with me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 026

You deserved it 94

By just_friends - 27/10/2010 17:19 - United States

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She said she wanted to stay just friends. Not only did I get denied, apparently we're also "just friends." FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 348

You deserved it 3 597

By DumbFace714 - 14/02/2015 01:43 - United States - Santa Ana

Today, my friend told me she wanted to get pregnant. I thought that was good news, but then she said she wanted my boyfriend to be the father of her baby. FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 879

You deserved it 2 820

By Anonymous - 24/09/2011 23:01 - United States

Today, I found out that my ex-girlfriend, the girl I completely love, is now dating my father. She tried giving me the "I know I'm not your mother..." speech. FML

I agree, your life sucks 58 810

You deserved it 3 012

By Chewy - 05/01/2010 10:45 - United Kingdom

Today, after my girlfriend telling me for years that she would marry me in a heartbeat, I finally proposed. She said no. FML

I agree, your life sucks 45 562

You deserved it 4 271

By Nuts - 07/11/2015 02:55 - Canada - Grimsby

Today, my daughter told me she wanted to divorce me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 24 710

You deserved it 3 166

By Faxshadow - 07/01/2009 17:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I fell in love with a girl who used to love me. She doesn't anymore. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 650

You deserved it 19 449

Many such cases

By Anonymous - 15/07/2023 22:00 - United States - Nampa

Today, the girl I really thought I had feelings for told me she kissed me on the cheek because I’m a sweet person, but she doesn’t want to be my partner. FML

I agree, your life sucks 638

You deserved it 192

By Anonymous - 27/01/2016 17:11 - United States - Minneapolis

Today, my girlfriend told me she loved me for the first time. Unfortunately, it was her way of saying that she didn't want to lose me after cheating on me yesterday. FML

I agree, your life sucks 23 744

You deserved it 1 491

bored724 0

Saturday 21 March 2009 21:17

SHE WANTS TO MARRY YOU!!!! God how much more obvious could it be

ilovechocochipz 0

Monday 8 March 2010 4:42

how r u agreein with 11 if ur 5?? 11 hasnt been posted yet.... HOLY SH*T PHSYCIC!!!!!!

Comments

Enoch134 0

Tuesday 2 February 2010 5:32

wait does op mean a hit it and quite. it or does she just want to be a ****

computer_blue 0

Tuesday 16 March 2010 6:39

Sadly there a lot of women like that. Feel they could be great fathers and make beautiful children but aren't interested in being with them. Sucks, but you'll find someone that loves you and wants to have children with you =]

iamireland 1

Tuesday 16 March 2010 22:06

"The girl I love wants to have sex with me, wah wah wah." OK, that was harsh... but it COULD be worse.

Bilbotitface 2

Sunday 11 April 2010 17:37

tell her youll father a baby with her nd give her a drink but slip the pill into it then get busy nd keep trying until shes pregnant but keep puting the pill her drink XD is tht a form of rape?

dabomblyktiktikk 0

Saturday 24 April 2010 2:22

OMG GET A VASECTOMY

BeeHappy_fml 0

Tuesday 11 May 2010 8:43

what the hell does that mean???

Blacksabbath211 9

Tuesday 22 June 2010 21:21

yeah, maybe she mention she wants to b OP's wife, lol

GTMasa 0

Friday 16 July 2010 11:59

Dude quit your bitching and enjoy the sex with the woman of your dreams!!! O YES and take some meds and drink stuff to lower your sperm count so you can keep having sex with her! Eventually she will become yours lol maybe but hey you get the sex with your dream girl =)

hydrangea_uk 0

Tuesday 20 July 2010 18:18

i had that, except the other way round from my ex-boyfriend. I don't want to be your boyfriend, but I can't imagine anyone else being the mother to my children. uuuurrrrrrrrr....