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By Congrats to me - 24/05/2014 23:57 - United States - Canton

Today, the only person in my entire family to show up sober and on time to my graduation was my grandma. FML

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By Fuck you too, Grandma - 25/05/2023 05:00 - United States

Today, my mom told me that on my graduation day, the reason she (and my dad) almost didn't show up was because they had to spend almost an hour convincing my grandma to attend. FML

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By bbt - 18/08/2018 22:00

Today, out of the 35 people invited, only one person showed up to my bridal shower. It was my grandma. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/01/2023 16:00

Today, my grandparents told me they couldn't make it to my college graduation, even with months in advance to plan, because they had their annual Mother's Day plans with friends. Plans they've had every year, and are further away. This was the only time I'll ever have a graduation ceremony. My grandpa is my last biological grandparent. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/02/2012 01:11 - United States

Today, I had to pick my grandma up because she was drunk, at church, at 9am. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/09/2019 04:00 - New Zealand - Invercargill

Today, during a family reunion, my 89 year-old grandma stood up and drunkenly made a speech about how ashamed I should be of myself for still being single. She then passed out at the table. Half my family got up to help her, the other half whispered in agreement. FML

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By xXEndlesslullabyXx - 05/06/2011 18:15 - United States

Today, my grandmother's excuse for not going to my college graduation was because she'd already bought her bingo card. FML

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By AnnaMarie. - 28/02/2009 20:41 - United States

Today, I was standing in the parking lot with my sister, after my aunt's funeral, when my grandma walks up and says to my sister, "You're the one going places in life, I'm proud to have you as a grand daughter." She then looked at me, and walked away. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/06/2011 21:14 - Canada

Today, I woke up early to prepare for my graduation party. I'd invited the entire graduating class of 2011, and tons of people confirmed that they were going to come. Two hours after the time I'd told everyone to show up, I'm still the only one here. FML

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By Heather - 03/01/2023 15:00

Today, it was my college graduation ceremony. My parents didn’t come because they “forgot”, although I told them and had been reminding them for months. Last year was my little sister’s high school graduation. My parents wasted no time going to her ceremony and then took her out to dinner. FML

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By nyebust - 01/01/2011 05:18 - United States

Today, my grandmother drunk dialed me at midnight to wish me a happy new year. I was already in bed. My grandmother has a better social life than I do. FML

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Ihavegas 22

Sunday 25 May 2014 12:49

thanks granny

underthesea12 24

Sunday 25 May 2014 12:51

Was she the DD? or just ran out of beer money?

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Marielle_T 10

Sunday 25 May 2014 15:12

I feel sorry for you OP, I really hope your family members behaved and didn't embarrass you (too much) on your graduation day! At least, your grandma cared enough to not show up intoxicated :)

JMichael 25

Sunday 25 May 2014 15:49

Your granny loves you. Congrats on graduating OP :)

lulinator 40

Sunday 25 May 2014 16:25

Finally, a non-evil grandmother story!

wanted_2_want 40

Sunday 25 May 2014 16:54

Could've been that maybe, just maybe, your drunk relatives were very happy of your accomplishment? I'd take that as a "happy-happy" time for everybody.

Axel5238 29

Sunday 25 May 2014 20:19

Even then middle of the day most likely all of his family with the exception of the grandma shows up trashed? I feel bad for the OP what should be a great day was made considerably less by the family of drunks.

annunaki_fml 11

Sunday 25 May 2014 18:11

Now i know its not popular opinion,but,graduations are long

inolongercare 19

Sunday 25 May 2014 18:15

At least Grammy didn't come drunk

ModernLightz 9

Sunday 25 May 2014 18:44

And that's only because she has dementia :D

Vanshikap 24

Sunday 25 May 2014 18:58

Aw that sucks OP.but at least they came. that something,i guess. and you graduated. also a big deal. Congrats,OP!

KaneHunter 22

Sunday 25 May 2014 19:02

That's rough, but hey, idk how OP feels about their grandma, but if someone I didn't particularly like in my family showed up, I'd still be happy. Congrats for graduating

martin8337 35

Sunday 25 May 2014 19:52

Talk about putting the dis in dysfunctional.

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