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By Congrats to me - 24/05/2014 23:57 - United States - Canton

Today, the only person in my entire family to show up sober and on time to my graduation was my grandma. FML

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By Fuck you too, Grandma - 25/05/2023 05:00 - United States

Today, my mom told me that on my graduation day, the reason she (and my dad) almost didn't show up was because they had to spend almost an hour convincing my grandma to attend. FML

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You deserved it 115

By bbt - 18/08/2018 22:00

Today, out of the 35 people invited, only one person showed up to my bridal shower. It was my grandma. FML

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You deserved it 340

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By Anonymous - 10/01/2023 16:00

Today, my grandparents told me they couldn't make it to my college graduation, even with months in advance to plan, because they had their annual Mother's Day plans with friends. Plans they've had every year, and are further away. This was the only time I'll ever have a graduation ceremony. My grandpa is my last biological grandparent. FML

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You deserved it 163

By Anonymous - 13/02/2012 01:11 - United States

Today, I had to pick my grandma up because she was drunk, at church, at 9am. FML

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You deserved it 2 502

By Anonymous - 02/09/2019 04:00 - New Zealand - Invercargill

Today, during a family reunion, my 89 year-old grandma stood up and drunkenly made a speech about how ashamed I should be of myself for still being single. She then passed out at the table. Half my family got up to help her, the other half whispered in agreement. FML

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You deserved it 164

By xXEndlesslullabyXx - 05/06/2011 18:15 - United States

Today, my grandmother's excuse for not going to my college graduation was because she'd already bought her bingo card. FML

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You deserved it 2 805

By AnnaMarie. - 28/02/2009 20:41 - United States

Today, I was standing in the parking lot with my sister, after my aunt's funeral, when my grandma walks up and says to my sister, "You're the one going places in life, I'm proud to have you as a grand daughter." She then looked at me, and walked away. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/06/2011 21:14 - Canada

Today, I woke up early to prepare for my graduation party. I'd invited the entire graduating class of 2011, and tons of people confirmed that they were going to come. Two hours after the time I'd told everyone to show up, I'm still the only one here. FML

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By Heather - 03/01/2023 15:00

Today, it was my college graduation ceremony. My parents didn’t come because they “forgot”, although I told them and had been reminding them for months. Last year was my little sister’s high school graduation. My parents wasted no time going to her ceremony and then took her out to dinner. FML

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You deserved it 122

By nyebust - 01/01/2011 05:18 - United States

Today, my grandmother drunk dialed me at midnight to wish me a happy new year. I was already in bed. My grandmother has a better social life than I do. FML

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You deserved it 8 144

Ihavegas 22

Sunday 25 May 2014 12:49

thanks granny

underthesea12 24

Sunday 25 May 2014 12:51

Was she the DD? or just ran out of beer money?

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martin8337 35

Sunday 25 May 2014 19:54

Like rock stars.

ssklee 6

Sunday 25 May 2014 19:55

Grandma's love for her grandchildren are unconditional.

HylianTwilight 21

Sunday 25 May 2014 20:08

Sometimes, maybe most of the time but not all the time, sadly. :I

91hayek 31

Monday 26 May 2014 2:46

Not from what I've read on FML. This granny sounds like an exception.

joshi42 16

Sunday 25 May 2014 20:08

So, while everyone cheered and drunk to celebrate that occasion, your grandma did not?...

sid1998 7

Sunday 25 May 2014 20:46

draokc 9

Sunday 25 May 2014 20:57

Including you?

baberoothless 8

Sunday 25 May 2014 21:07

They were all just celebrating

Metagame 12

Monday 26 May 2014 0:39

Without the sole reason, the only one graduating? Yeah, quite the celebration.

khaled_almu 13

Sunday 25 May 2014 21:12

Yeah at least your grandma care about your graduation !! ,by the way congratulation

worldclassrager 39

Sunday 25 May 2014 22:16

Congrats OP!

0h_Boy 26

Sunday 25 May 2014 22:51

Is that including you?

avapaige1234 19

Sunday 25 May 2014 23:46

Hey at least someone actually respects and cares about your graduation! I just hope you're not one of them drunk family members.

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