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By weirdoe - 07/02/2016 09:17 - Italy - Palermo

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Today, the only thing that kept me hard during sex with my wife was thinking about my own naked body. FML
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deathstroke990 22

well at least you got some self confidence

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IAmzephyr 22

Sounds like extreme narcissism to me

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Meettitan 14

I don't think that's what they mean when they say love yourself.

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grtfuldeadlovr 27

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ihartmytdi 23

It means that he's been makin some GAAAAINS.

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brenton490 19

It means if he had a clone he would have a husband.

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MonstreBelle 29

It means he would **** himself. He would **** himself hard. He would **** himself so hard.

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TrippyEyes 16

Its what guys must do when they're with you. TORCHED

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YaoiTitan 10

His wife has a face only a mother could love?

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LadyKayDee 23

You should talk about it to her before it creates bigger problems in your married life.

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SecundusSecunda 27

Not even close And as if being gay was something horrible He's closer to being a narcissist than gay

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mattrd_fml 31

gay guys don't get turned on by their own bosies.

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Xamry14 10

They didn't say it was something terrible, calm down.

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Ipeh 20

Narcissism (sorry if I misspelled that) at its most extreme.

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WOTAN1488 24

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CheekyRaccoon 27

It would work pretty well. Oh yeah, just like that Weirdoe.

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JustinJK 21

I do. And I high five myself afterwards.

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LadyKayDee 23

Maybe the fact that being a male, the thought of your OWN(male )body turns you on might be the issue and not her.

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CheekyRaccoon 27

Ok detective Douche, you're dismissed now.

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scyth3s 13

I didn't realize Captain Obvious got promoted!

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punmessiah 28

maybe it's time to have a talk with your wife

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hfslkp47012759 28

...What exactly does he say though? "Hey, wife, I think you're ugly"? I think this is more a problem on his end and while they should probably talk about it I'm sure it's not an easy conversation. If he can resolve it on his own, he probably should.

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cheeeksss 29

I doubt he would have married her if he wasn't at least a LITTLE attracted to her. There is probably something going on with OP that most have mentioned earlier; narcissism or even perhaps being attracted to males instead. It's unclear what the issue is except that apparently OP's own body turns him on. Doesn't automatically conclude his wife is ugly, though. I would still talk to her. Marriage is about communication, and I would want to know about it if this were my partner.

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