By Username - 15/07/2011 19:51 - United States

Today, the plant on my windowsill fell and landed in my face while I was napping. It's a cactus. FML
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iilovecokee 6

I hope you're not one of those people who sleeps with their eyes open.

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guitardude728 9

And who was it that decided it as a good idea to sleep under a cactus? you. its your fault, your jist dumb.

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samikitty961 8

some types of cacti are soft and fluffy you know. if you like to have cacti over your bed, maybe you should consider getting a more friendly one.

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DrTexas 0

Try sleeoing next to a power plant. it's safer!

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daemian666 1

New definitions 2 the phrases "super poke" and "holier then thou"

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koolman222 0

well, move the catus and ydi

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tcrunit 0

damn your cactus attacked you

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